| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I said 14, let's start the showmatch |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Why are you so late you fluffy bastard |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | but then I looked at the stream |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | and the guy is just sitting there eating cookies and drinking coke zero |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | So I type !rank JonSlow and it's 1,8k |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | So noob! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | 1.8k! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | So I tell him "Why is your rating so low?" |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | So low! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And he goes like huehuehuehue you're so fat, because that's all he can come up with |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | So we start playing the match |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And he's such a pleb he needs a relic victory to get a point |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Complaining to T90 |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | That's it's not in the rules |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Saying Civ Win Civ Win |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | As if he'd a good player |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Of course |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I win again |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Farming showmatch money |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Playing him is just free McDonalds for me |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I pre-order my Big Mac a day early |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Because I know I'll have the money |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No but seriously |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I'm glad he's CL captain |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | A good organiser |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | A good team pl...... |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Pla..... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | No ok as pocket |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | He's like "flank I boom, you take care" |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Flank died |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Collins |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Salty |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | And he just says |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | "It's not my fault mazerfaker" |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Playing with that guy is so tilting, he doesn't sling, he doesn't listen, everyone gets mad |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Such a clown |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Big fucking clown |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Imagine playing a tournament like that |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | A team of clowns |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | At least I can farm him for puntos |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So you'll keep playing him? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | As long as there are points to farm and money to win I'll gladly play against him |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | It's a win win situation for me |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Sometimes I feel bad for him |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | But then everone memes him |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | So he gets rekt twice |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | So I hope he never changes or stops streaming |
