00:00 - 00:03 | Boss, the piss up starts here |
00:04 - 00:05 | with a swift half or two then |
00:05 - 00:07 | Pick up 2 from the fake Costa |
00:08 - 00:12 | Then off to the knee breakers to get full as a bingo bus. |
00:12 - 00:15 | Then kebabs and sick in a taxi on the way home. |
00:17 - 00:19 | What about spare knickers and a toothbrush |
00:19 - 00:21 | do we get them from a Spar? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Boss |
00:27 - 00:28 | I eh... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Can we not just turn them inside out |
00:34 - 00:36 | I do it all the time. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Right you cunts at the back, off you fuck. |
01:13 - 01:15 | A swift half or two |
01:15 - 01:17 | half fucking pints, you froot. |
01:18 - 01:23 | When I go out I want pints with buckfast chasers. |
01:25 - 01:28 | Sweet suffering fuck. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Then the knee breakers... |
01:31 - 01:34 | You remember last time for fucks sake. |
01:34 - 01:37 | We have only just been allowed back in coz of you twats. |
01:37 - 01:40 | The whole evening fucked just because... |
01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, I was busting for a pish... |
01:42 - 01:46 | You did a fucking handstand on the snooker table. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, it was a pool table. |
01:48 - 01:52 | I'll give you a pool table right up your fucking hoop. |
01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck my life. |
01:56 - 01:57 | I had to pay for that |
01:57 - 02:00 | out of the fucking tea fund. |
02:00 - 02:03 | Rich Teas for a fucking month. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Not a sniff of a fucking chocolate Hob Nob. |
02:08 - 02:13 | UHT milk too, no fucking full fat milk for fucking ages |
02:14 - 02:16 | and you are giving me pool and snooker tables. |
02:17 - 02:21 | Whatever the fuck, your piss still stank of asparagus. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Stupid wanker. |
02:30 - 02:34 | It makes me want to punch my nipple piercings |
02:34 - 02:36 | and do monkey impressions. |
02:41 - 02:42 | For fuck sake |
02:43 - 02:47 | then we get to the next priceless bit of planning. |
02:48 - 02:53 | A big dirty donkey dick kebab. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Not a sniff of actual meat anywhere. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Have you seen a cat or dog anywhere nearby. |
03:00 - 03:02 | No, not even a turd on the pavement, know why eh? |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay you've had a donkey dick before. |
03:14 - 03:16 | And then taxi time. |
03:19 - 03:23 | That's just a cluster, a big rancid dog shit cluster. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Christ on a bike. |
03:31 - 03:33 | I can wipe your sick up this time. |
03:40 - 03:46 | There is nothing else for it I am going to have to get someone in to sort out a proper fucked up night. Hookers, drugs, nappy wearing the whole heap. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Full on to fuck. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Get me Crime Ops planning. |