00:00 - 00:03Boss, the piss up starts here
00:04 - 00:05with a swift half or two then
00:05 - 00:07Pick up 2 from the fake Costa
00:08 - 00:12Then off to the knee breakers to get full as a bingo bus.
00:12 - 00:15Then kebabs and sick in a taxi on the way home.
00:17 - 00:19What about spare knickers and a toothbrush
00:19 - 00:21do we get them from a Spar?
00:24 - 00:26Boss
00:27 - 00:28I eh...
00:31 - 00:33Can we not just turn them inside out
00:34 - 00:36I do it all the time.
00:53 - 00:58Right you cunts at the back, off you fuck.
01:13 - 01:15A swift half or two
01:15 - 01:17half fucking pints, you froot.
01:18 - 01:23When I go out I want pints with buckfast chasers.
01:25 - 01:28Sweet suffering fuck.
01:29 - 01:31Then the knee breakers...
01:31 - 01:34You remember last time for fucks sake.
01:34 - 01:37We have only just been allowed back in coz of you twats.
01:37 - 01:40The whole evening fucked just because...
01:40 - 01:42Boss, I was busting for a pish...
01:42 - 01:46You did a fucking handstand on the snooker table.
01:46 - 01:48Boss, it was a pool table.
01:48 - 01:52I'll give you a pool table right up your fucking hoop.
01:53 - 01:54Fuck my life.
01:56 - 01:57I had to pay for that
01:57 - 02:00out of the fucking tea fund.
02:00 - 02:03Rich Teas for a fucking month.
02:04 - 02:08Not a sniff of a fucking chocolate Hob Nob.
02:08 - 02:13UHT milk too, no fucking full fat milk for fucking ages
02:14 - 02:16and you are giving me pool and snooker tables.
02:17 - 02:21Whatever the fuck, your piss still stank of asparagus.
02:27 - 02:29Stupid wanker.
02:30 - 02:34It makes me want to punch my nipple piercings
02:34 - 02:36and do monkey impressions.
02:41 - 02:42For fuck sake
02:43 - 02:47then we get to the next priceless bit of planning.
02:48 - 02:53A big dirty donkey dick kebab.
02:54 - 02:56Not a sniff of actual meat anywhere.
02:56 - 02:59Have you seen a cat or dog anywhere nearby.
03:00 - 03:02No, not even a turd on the pavement, know why eh?
03:04 - 03:07Its okay you've had a donkey dick before.
03:14 - 03:16And then taxi time.
03:19 - 03:23That's just a cluster, a big rancid dog shit cluster.
03:25 - 03:26Christ on a bike.
03:31 - 03:33I can wipe your sick up this time.
03:40 - 03:46There is nothing else for it I am going to have to get someone in to sort out a proper fucked up night. Hookers, drugs, nappy wearing the whole heap.
03:46 - 03:49Full on to fuck.
03:53 - 03:56Get me Crime Ops planning.