| 00:00 - 00:03 | And we're going to close London Road |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | to put in some services to a new housing |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | development here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As you can see it's full of prats |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and there's a railway crossing there. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It looks a lovely road |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the main one don't you say? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | A shithead |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | A shithead called Alan has been |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | moaning on Facebook |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Rest of you go I want to speak to the admins |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Not that moaning wanker again on Facebook |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I want to just hear Jade talk about her sex life |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And Paul's memes he's nicked |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | off some group he belongs to. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't forget Geoff singing on a Friday |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and that twat is cluttering up my timeline. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Drive those fucking motorbikes of yours past |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | his house and ride on the pavement. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, but he'll review you online and..... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a shit |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | you want to see what he wrote about the bloke who did his gates. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a shit I am not a delivery driver |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I don't care just every day there's that |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | bloody Victor Meldrew moaning on and on |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and all I want to see are pics of that bloke on |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | roller skates in the Vape shop, with the trouser stain. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This is what I want! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Can't the admins just filter him? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I mean he goes on and on and on |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who is he? Is he real? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | There's no real substance to what he says. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He could be that Robinson woman who loves |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | the planters so much - or one of their friends |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | like that Dave "Harrington" who hides |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | behind a fake profile spouting more |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | shit to the town. As for Alan |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Next he'll be moaning he's been swimming at |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | the Lido and the waters cold and the weathers crap |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Moan, moan, bloody moan. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry they'll be a picture of Elfrede litter picking soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The town is not what it used to be |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They still haven't guessed |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | who that Hugh McTrousers |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | bloke is, thank God. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We just need that couple back |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | with their dogs in a supermarket trolley |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | to reunite the population again. |
