00:00 - 00:03SIr, your plan to get top-level talent
00:04 - 00:05to endorse your campaign
00:05 - 00:07is going well.
00:08 - 00:12We have gotten several great names
00:12 - 00:15from Hollywood
00:17 - 00:19Oh good. Top Level you say?
00:19 - 00:21Like A-listers?
00:24 - 00:26Well, not exactly.
00:27 - 00:28More like Jon Voight
00:31 - 00:33And Scott Baio and Kirstie Alley.
00:34 - 00:36The Rock said NO.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who still loves the Rock should leave. Now.
01:13 - 01:15Are you telling me my endorsements from
01:15 - 01:17the KKK and Isis
01:18 - 01:23didn't sway them? They love me!
01:25 - 01:28Putin endorsed me!
01:29 - 01:31and the Proud Boys!
01:31 - 01:34and Kayne West, briefly!
01:34 - 01:37... before he dropped out.
01:37 - 01:40What does Biden have that I do not?
01:40 - 01:42He does have silver hair.
01:42 - 01:46Mine could be silver if I want!
01:46 - 01:48He has good policies and he doesn't golf.
01:48 - 01:52I only golfed three or four times...
01:53 - 01:54a week.
01:56 - 01:57No, I suppose it's his wife.
01:57 - 02:00She actually likes him.
02:00 - 02:03Mine won't even hold my hand!
02:04 - 02:08And she never hugs me.
02:08 - 02:13Just because I cheated a few times!
02:14 - 02:16And got her sick with Covid-19!
02:17 - 02:21and paid off that porn star.
02:27 - 02:29You'd think she'd forgive and forget!
02:30 - 02:34She never thinks about my feelings.
02:34 - 02:36I am a man with needs.
02:41 - 02:42I haven't been golfing
02:43 - 02:47for several weeks!
02:48 - 02:53And now Rudy has been caught
02:54 - 02:56with his hands down his pants.
02:56 - 02:59This is Borat's second movie
03:00 - 03:02and he still managed to fool us!
03:04 - 03:07Borat is very sneaky.
03:14 - 03:16Well, I am glad my town hall went well
03:19 - 03:23and that it beat Biden's
03:25 - 03:26in terms of viewers.
03:31 - 03:33Does Tom have a cousin or something
03:40 - 03:46that he doesn't talk to?
03:46 - 03:49I guess that is too much to hope for.
03:53 - 03:56I don't think this is going well.