00:00 - 00:03It's autumn and rugby is back.
00:04 - 00:05It's Tier III lockdown across Berlin
00:05 - 00:07But in groups of 5 we'll hit these bars
00:08 - 00:12Eat pancakes with your beer and we can get past the restrictions pretending it is a meal.
00:12 - 00:15So get your drinking pants on; we leave in 10.
00:17 - 00:19That's cracking plan.
00:19 - 00:21I can't wait to see England v the Baa Baas.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Robshaw
00:31 - 00:33Robshaw and a number of the Baa Baas got caught breaking lockdown.
00:34 - 00:36The game's off. There'll be no Baa Baa thrashing.
00:53 - 00:58All of you colonials, leek eaters and haggis chasers leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15He did F*(king what?
01:15 - 01:17The brainless tosser
01:18 - 01:23I have been stuck in this bunker in COVID isolation for months waiting for this game.
01:25 - 01:28Just one of my staff gets a runny nose and we are all f*(ked.
01:29 - 01:31No bloody Octoberfest.
01:31 - 01:34And we ran out of toilet rolls weeks ago.
01:34 - 01:37Do these pampered idiots not understand how miserable life is.
01:37 - 01:40All we ask for is 90 minutes of 30 men beating the crap out of each other.
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer rugby is a game played by gentlemen.
01:42 - 01:46Are you serious. Have you met Dylan Hartley?
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, Hartley was only banned for a total of 120 weeks
01:48 - 01:52I don't believe this utter crap.
01:53 - 01:54What am I going to do now?
01:56 - 01:57You have no idea how tough it is.
01:57 - 02:00Wales gloating about the 6 Nations.
02:00 - 02:03How bad is 5-star hotel food that these idiots have to go to Pizza Express for a Carbonara?
02:04 - 02:08Is it too bloody difficult for these Neanderthals to order from room service?
02:08 - 02:13We are down to pot noodles and bloody Tofu.
02:14 - 02:16I would give my right testicle for a cheeky Nandos.
02:17 - 02:21If these pampered morons played for Russia, they'll be shot by Stalin.
02:27 - 02:29My weekend is ruined.
02:30 - 02:34We'll have to play charades and all I know is how to do Tarzan.
02:34 - 02:36Goering is so much better at party games.
02:41 - 02:42Rugby players
02:43 - 02:47Well I have had enough. I am going to troll them on social media.
02:48 - 02:53Chris Robshaw you cockwomble, you haven't heard the last of this.
02:54 - 02:56You would think pop star wages and reality TV wives would be enough for these losers.
02:56 - 02:59They should try living with the SS and Eva Brown. That's a laugh a minute.
03:00 - 03:02She got a face like a fire in a lego factory
03:04 - 03:07I'm sure he didn't mean it.
03:14 - 03:16I suppose I could hang on to the Italy England game.
03:19 - 03:23No need for the Italians to sneak out for a pizza.
03:25 - 03:26That's in the bag.
03:31 - 03:33We'll win that one.
03:40 - 03:46Robshaw will never play again. Maybe Sunday league if he is lucky.
03:46 - 03:49More likely 50 quid a week commentating on TalkSport.
03:53 - 03:56Someone find me some bog roll.