00:00 - 00:05You know these Cantillon beers move fast
00:05 - 00:07you have to hustle
00:07 - 00:10So I reboot my computer and turn off the kids Netflix
00:11 - 00:16I stay ready, by the clock and click the link EXACTLY when its posted
00:17 - 00:21SOLD OUT
00:21 - 00:24OUT OF STOCK
00:29 - 00:31OUT OF STOCK
00:31 - 00:34Panicked, I refresh...BAD GATEWAY
00:38 - 00:40BAD GATEWAY
00:41 - 00:47It's something about machines that cant talk or some shit
00:47 - 00:50I start another browser and the first Whatsapp comes in
00:50 - 00:56"I GOT ONE!" followed by "ME TOO"
00:58 - 00:59I refresh...
00:59 - 01:01I refresh...
01:04 - 01:06I have all browsers open
01:06 - 01:08I'm down to fucking Edge!
01:13 - 01:14BAD GATEWAY
01:14 - 01:16They use a brand new platform!
01:16 - 01:20My kids Minecraft servers scale better than this shit
01:21 - 01:27Billetweb was getting so much shit, but they at least had a fucking queue
01:35 - 01:36I am so stressed out
01:36 - 01:39and sometimes I actually reach the site
01:41 - 01:44But seriously know, I still haven't given up on Magic Lambic
01:44 - 01:47and I'm still trying to reach the site
01:47 - 01:49I pick up my phone
01:50 - 01:53Let's try a mobile browser on another network, right
01:54 - 01:56Like that would make a difference
01:56 - 01:58Of course it doesn't
01:58 - 02:02It's the backend servers that are running on mustard
02:05 - 02:07BAD GATEWAY
02:10 - 02:11Let me tell you...
02:11 - 02:13Let me tell you...
02:15 - 02:17I actually get a pack into the cart
02:17 - 02:20I manage to get to the checkout page
02:21 - 02:28I fill out all the info but I can't add the credit card
02:29 - 02:30Just a spinning ball?
02:30 - 02:32A grey spinning piece of shit
02:36 - 02:39So I am stuck there looking at a countdown
02:40 - 02:42until my pack is removed from the cart
02:50 - 02:55I just want to spend money on beer...
02:56 - 02:58How much money?
02:58 - 03:04Doesn't really matter, but I have to buy
03:04 - 03:09No one really knows why it's so important
03:09 - 03:11But it's nice to unpack them
03:16 - 03:20I think that about 60% of the buyers are web developers
03:23 - 03:26that would gladly help out for free
03:31 - 03:36unless they are already employed by Eventbrite