| 00:00 - 00:05 | You know these Cantillon beers move fast |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | you have to hustle |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | So I reboot my computer and turn off the kids Netflix |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I stay ready, by the clock and click the link EXACTLY when its posted |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | SOLD OUT |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | OUT OF STOCK |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | OUT OF STOCK |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Panicked, I refresh...BAD GATEWAY |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | BAD GATEWAY |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | It's something about machines that cant talk or some shit |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | I start another browser and the first Whatsapp comes in |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | "I GOT ONE!" followed by "ME TOO" |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I refresh... |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | I refresh... |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I have all browsers open |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | I'm down to fucking Edge! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | BAD GATEWAY |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | They use a brand new platform! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | My kids Minecraft servers scale better than this shit |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Billetweb was getting so much shit, but they at least had a fucking queue |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I am so stressed out |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | and sometimes I actually reach the site |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But seriously know, I still haven't given up on Magic Lambic |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | and I'm still trying to reach the site |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I pick up my phone |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Let's try a mobile browser on another network, right |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Like that would make a difference |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Of course it doesn't |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | It's the backend servers that are running on mustard |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | BAD GATEWAY |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Let me tell you... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Let me tell you... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I actually get a pack into the cart |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | I manage to get to the checkout page |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I fill out all the info but I can't add the credit card |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Just a spinning ball? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | A grey spinning piece of shit |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | So I am stuck there looking at a countdown |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | until my pack is removed from the cart |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I just want to spend money on beer... |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | How much money? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Doesn't really matter, but I have to buy |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | No one really knows why it's so important |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | But it's nice to unpack them |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I think that about 60% of the buyers are web developers |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | that would gladly help out for free |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | unless they are already employed by Eventbrite |
