| 00:00 - 00:03 | Jesus Christ Bryan. It's spread worse than Covid-19 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Watergate saga is everywhere |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Even the expats in Issan know |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Pattaya Legends members have made up a load of meme's |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Takings in Soi 6 have tanked with more closures imminent |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'll have to do another video |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll say it's all the girls fault |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Bryan |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Leader |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Some other bird has said she fell over pissed on water |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She's broke both her bastard feet |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Nightwish inner circle to remain. The hangers on out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is the bastard from Liquids fault |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He's right in the fucking camera saying it's water |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Where was my idiot manager while this was going on? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I bet he was in the bog snorting Charlie |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You wont be dancing with those feet |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The little fukka can eat street food |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Pattaya Legends will pull my pants down over this |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Kingsman and Wones love this sort of shit |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You cant cut his wages. He only earns 200 baht |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That's 200 too much. He's privileged to work for Nightwish |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Bryan, the team are on the bones of their arse |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Listen you bastard. My Merc nearly got repossessed |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Buy more water |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Fill the Tequila bottles |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You tell those webcams customers you like them |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'll get AJ to start another ping pong shot challenge |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He wants to just on his arse copying news stories |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Rome is burning. Get him out doing the sleepy dance |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I want Legends closed down today |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Kingsman and Wones will join the flying club if they come here |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We had nearly taken over. My empire |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Then along comes this bastard virus. It's ruined me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | None of our idiot customers are coming |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's all those bastard ex pats |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They won't pay 105 a beer and they want sex with the girls |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Might as well throw the bells in the ocean if its just that rabble |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That Naklua mafia walked by today |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They always ask how much the beer is before they come in |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's like getting blood out of a stone |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Lets Jack in. This fukka is mental |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We'll have to close more bars |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The landlords keep on about me paying the rent |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm skint |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Vag will go back to Amazon parcels |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tony Toybox is a survivor. He'll get a job as a security guard |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Can't even do a charity scam now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need a tequilla |
