00:00 - 00:03Cups: Boss Shane! There is a dupe bug going on at UOF!
00:04 - 00:05Cups: Players have been duping various type of deeds
00:05 - 00:07Cups: such as Castle/donation items and Cellar Deeds
00:08 - 00:12Cups: And the exploiters have been selling these deeds to NPCs and players in the community
00:12 - 00:15Cups: allowing them to dupe on UOF
00:17 - 00:19Shane: Fear not you clowns
00:19 - 00:21Shane: I will just tell the community we fixed the bug just in time
00:24 - 00:26Cups: Boss Shane .......
00:27 - 00:28Cups: there is one more thing........ (gulps)
00:31 - 00:33Azria: This dupe bug has been going on for more than 2 years...
00:34 - 00:36Azria : billions of gold have already been dupe
00:53 - 00:58Shane: You are telling me this dupe bug has been going on for 2 years+ and no one knew about it till now?
01:13 - 01:15Shane: WHAT IS THIS F**KING SHIT?!?!?
01:15 - 01:17Shane : Why IS THERE A DUPE BUG ON UOF RIGHT NOW??!?!?!?!?!?
01:18 - 01:23Shane : UOF is already DYING and you tell me there is a DUPE exploit going on now?!?!?!??!
01:25 - 01:28Shane: UOF is doomed this time...
01:29 - 01:31Fay: (pats and console Buttercup)
01:31 - 01:34Shane: Help me think of a way to salvage this situation YOU DUMB F**KS
01:34 - 01:37Shane: All you DUMB F**KS are only good at kissing asses
01:37 - 01:40Shane: You wont have anymore asses to kiss if UOF goes down
01:40 - 01:42Peav : Boss Shane, just lie to the community again
01:42 - 01:46Shane: ARE YOU F**King STUPID? everyone already knows i am FULL OF SHIT
01:46 - 01:48Peav : Boss Shane, dont worry since most of UOF players are as DUMB as you!
01:48 - 01:52Shane: Do you know what will happen if the players dont believe me any longer?
01:53 - 01:54Shane : Players will start leaving .....
01:56 - 01:57Shane: And Donations will stop coming in
01:57 - 02:00Shane: which means eventually i got to start looking for a job
02:00 - 02:03Shane : I was planning to get a Tesla next year
02:04 - 02:08Shane: also wanted to build a new pool and BBQ pit in my garden
02:08 - 02:13Shane : AND NOW i even might have trouble paying the utilities bill !
02:14 - 02:16Shane : F**K MY LIFEEEEEEEEE !
02:17 - 02:21Shane: If UOF goes down, i have no idea what to do BESIDES FLIPPING BURGERS because I AM USELESS AS YOU GUYS
02:27 - 02:29Shane : Ok whats next?
02:30 - 02:34Shane: Please help me for once you USELESS F**KS
02:34 - 02:36Shane: F**K my LIFEEEEEEEEE again!
02:41 - 02:42Shane : Cant believe this is happening...
02:43 - 02:47SHANE : UOF is going down this time, economy is already broken and pvp is almost non existent
02:48 - 02:53Shane : and no one wants to play on a server with billions of dupe gold
02:54 - 02:56Shane: also just hope players believe all the dupe gold is deleted
02:56 - 02:59Shane : and I will just find ways to milk these players for donations before UOF goes down
03:00 - 03:02Shane: What better ways but to introduce MORE RAFFLES and MORE META PETS for the players!!!
03:04 - 03:07Fay: Buttercup dont worry, just send nudes again on the next server you play
03:14 - 03:16Shane: I guess this is karma after all
03:19 - 03:23Shane: how i robbed Cold Spoon aka Caprail off his raffle island
03:25 - 03:26Shane: even make my coders (eppy) work for a pittance
03:31 - 03:33Shane : Think UOF will be going down soon
03:40 - 03:46Shane : You useless fuks better start looking for another ass to kiss
03:46 - 03:49Shane: And i guess i better start learning how to flip burgers
03:53 - 03:56Shane: The end is near