| 00:00 - 00:03 | Cups: Boss Shane! There is a dupe bug going on at UOF! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Cups: Players have been duping various type of deeds |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Cups: such as Castle/donation items and Cellar Deeds |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Cups: And the exploiters have been selling these deeds to NPCs and players in the community |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Cups: allowing them to dupe on UOF |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Shane: Fear not you clowns |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Shane: I will just tell the community we fixed the bug just in time |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Cups: Boss Shane ....... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Cups: there is one more thing........ (gulps) |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Azria: This dupe bug has been going on for more than 2 years... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Azria : billions of gold have already been dupe |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Shane: You are telling me this dupe bug has been going on for 2 years+ and no one knew about it till now? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Shane: WHAT IS THIS F**KING SHIT?!?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Shane : Why IS THERE A DUPE BUG ON UOF RIGHT NOW??!?!?!?!?!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Shane : UOF is already DYING and you tell me there is a DUPE exploit going on now?!?!?!??! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Shane: UOF is doomed this time... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Fay: (pats and console Buttercup) |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Shane: Help me think of a way to salvage this situation YOU DUMB F**KS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Shane: All you DUMB F**KS are only good at kissing asses |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Shane: You wont have anymore asses to kiss if UOF goes down |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Peav : Boss Shane, just lie to the community again |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shane: ARE YOU F**King STUPID? everyone already knows i am FULL OF SHIT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Peav : Boss Shane, dont worry since most of UOF players are as DUMB as you! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shane: Do you know what will happen if the players dont believe me any longer? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Shane : Players will start leaving ..... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Shane: And Donations will stop coming in |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Shane: which means eventually i got to start looking for a job |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Shane : I was planning to get a Tesla next year |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Shane: also wanted to build a new pool and BBQ pit in my garden |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Shane : AND NOW i even might have trouble paying the utilities bill ! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Shane : F**K MY LIFEEEEEEEEE ! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Shane: If UOF goes down, i have no idea what to do BESIDES FLIPPING BURGERS because I AM USELESS AS YOU GUYS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Shane : Ok whats next? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Shane: Please help me for once you USELESS F**KS |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Shane: F**K my LIFEEEEEEEEE again! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Shane : Cant believe this is happening... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | SHANE : UOF is going down this time, economy is already broken and pvp is almost non existent |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Shane : and no one wants to play on a server with billions of dupe gold |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Shane: also just hope players believe all the dupe gold is deleted |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Shane : and I will just find ways to milk these players for donations before UOF goes down |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Shane: What better ways but to introduce MORE RAFFLES and MORE META PETS for the players!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Fay: Buttercup dont worry, just send nudes again on the next server you play |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Shane: I guess this is karma after all |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Shane: how i robbed Cold Spoon aka Caprail off his raffle island |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Shane: even make my coders (eppy) work for a pittance |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Shane : Think UOF will be going down soon |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Shane : You useless fuks better start looking for another ass to kiss |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Shane: And i guess i better start learning how to flip burgers |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Shane: The end is near |
