| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our intelligence says that |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | there is an evil source |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of energy that is building over here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | however, it is something we previously thought |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we would never see again in this lifetime |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | thank goodness it could not be |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | a ritual by that Consley ginger lady |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My supreme leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It is.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It is the birthday of that evil redhead |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She is eating souls today. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out of the room who lost their soul to the ginger. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you f§%§" serious?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why are you still here? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | She will eat your souls in a stew. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Or possibly with some fava beans and |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | a nice chainti, if you are lucky! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is Melissa Consley we speak of |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You really think she won't spare you |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | on this day of reckoning while your souls |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But she is just one ginger, we can.... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut your mouth, you big sissy boy! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But my Leader, I pray everyday to the Lord |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you really think Gingers fear ANYTHING? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | as they greedily feast |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | on your sweet, succulent soul. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I can't believe your sugary sweet butt |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | is incapable of realizing the impending doom. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We are now facing at the hands of one |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | of the most sinister creatures ever to walk this Earth. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | My goodness, have you never heard the stories |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | of having her bathing in the blood of her victims? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now I just soiled myself. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am a tough fellow, one made of iron and grit. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Lift weights and take a yoga class. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All for nothing. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now I have to pray to the fates above that Melissa Consley |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | values a traditional birthday cake with all the |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | frosting and edible pieces on in it. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Even some vanilla ice cream on the side! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You have obvioiusly never seen the aftermath. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, this video is almost over. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I need to speak with her... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe she can make an exception this time. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This sucks. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My soul already feels lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | However, hopefully her husband calms her down |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He was brave enough to marry her. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Happy Birthday, evil ginger. |
