00:00 - 00:03Our intelligence says that
00:04 - 00:05there is an evil source
00:05 - 00:07of energy that is building over here
00:08 - 00:12however, it is something we previously thought
00:12 - 00:15we would never see again in this lifetime
00:17 - 00:19thank goodness it could not be
00:19 - 00:21a ritual by that Consley ginger lady
00:24 - 00:26My supreme leader...
00:27 - 00:28It is....
00:31 - 00:33It is the birthday of that evil redhead
00:34 - 00:36She is eating souls today.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out of the room who lost their soul to the ginger.
01:13 - 01:15Are you f§%§" serious?!
01:15 - 01:17Why are you still here?
01:18 - 01:23She will eat your souls in a stew.
01:25 - 01:28Or possibly with some fava beans and
01:29 - 01:31a nice chainti, if you are lucky!
01:31 - 01:34This is Melissa Consley we speak of
01:34 - 01:37You really think she won't spare you
01:37 - 01:40on this day of reckoning while your souls
01:40 - 01:42But she is just one ginger, we can....
01:42 - 01:46Shut your mouth, you big sissy boy!
01:46 - 01:48But my Leader, I pray everyday to the Lord
01:48 - 01:52Do you really think Gingers fear ANYTHING?
01:53 - 01:54as they greedily feast
01:56 - 01:57on your sweet, succulent soul.
01:57 - 02:00I can't believe your sugary sweet butt
02:00 - 02:03is incapable of realizing the impending doom.
02:04 - 02:08We are now facing at the hands of one
02:08 - 02:13of the most sinister creatures ever to walk this Earth.
02:14 - 02:16My goodness, have you never heard the stories
02:17 - 02:21of having her bathing in the blood of her victims?
02:27 - 02:29Now I just soiled myself.
02:30 - 02:34I am a tough fellow, one made of iron and grit.
02:34 - 02:36Lift weights and take a yoga class.
02:41 - 02:42All for nothing.
02:43 - 02:47Now I have to pray to the fates above that Melissa Consley
02:48 - 02:53values a traditional birthday cake with all the
02:54 - 02:56frosting and edible pieces on in it.
02:56 - 02:59Even some vanilla ice cream on the side!
03:00 - 03:02You have obvioiusly never seen the aftermath.
03:04 - 03:07It's OK, this video is almost over.
03:14 - 03:16I need to speak with her...
03:19 - 03:23Maybe she can make an exception this time.
03:25 - 03:26This sucks.
03:31 - 03:33My soul already feels lost.
03:40 - 03:46However, hopefully her husband calms her down
03:46 - 03:49He was brave enough to marry her.
03:53 - 03:56Happy Birthday, evil ginger.