00:00 - 00:03We have begun the war against Tranquility Trading Tower
00:04 - 00:05may Bob be with us!
00:05 - 00:07120 nerd virgins JC'd to New Caldari
00:08 - 00:1220,000 hulls and fittings in Niyabainen, Alikara, Malkalen
00:12 - 00:15enemy fleets are staged in Maurasi, Tunttaras and Jita 4-4
00:17 - 00:19I posted on Facebook
00:19 - 00:21They're shitting their pants I'm sure
00:24 - 00:26Jim...
00:27 - 00:28Mittens...
00:31 - 00:33Mittens rage pinged for max Jackdaws
00:34 - 00:36Jackdaws and Cerbs
00:53 - 00:58Drop fleet if you're in Algos, Atrons or Thoraxes or Merlins
01:13 - 01:15Jackdaws are too strong!
01:15 - 01:17Fucking 80km range!
01:18 - 01:23We can't even lock them to shoot back!
01:25 - 01:28I didn't fit sebo's to this shit
01:29 - 01:31Bulkhead rigs are useless
01:31 - 01:34Our drones can't travel 80km
01:34 - 01:37Why didn't we fit rail corms?
01:37 - 01:40Or fucking arty thrashers
01:40 - 01:42Jim, Thrashers can't lock that far
01:42 - 01:46Cormorants can! 85km for sure!
01:46 - 01:48Jim, not with 1.5M SPs
01:48 - 01:52Well join up on your mains! Cowards!
01:53 - 01:54HTFU!
01:56 - 01:57I provide full SRP
01:57 - 02:00Facebook shitposting
02:00 - 02:03that I moderate myself
02:04 - 02:08Its 6 dimensional chess you idiots
02:08 - 02:13they'll unanchor something for sure and i'll steal it
02:14 - 02:16It will be GLORIOUS LULS
02:17 - 02:21but all you care about is KB efficiency and dank ticks
02:27 - 02:29I don't know why i bother
02:30 - 02:34I have to moderate your shit memes
02:34 - 02:36and shit nullsec propaganda
02:41 - 02:42Redditors be damned
02:43 - 02:47Downvote this shit all you want
02:48 - 02:53I stole your mums panties *and* athanor
02:54 - 02:56she says hi by the way
02:56 - 02:59I have to get up at 2 a.m. for this crap
03:00 - 03:02And all you can worry about is meme Jackdaws
03:04 - 03:07Don't tell him about the logi wing
03:14 - 03:16We won't do the shield
03:19 - 03:23we'll be fucked for the armour timer
03:25 - 03:26forget the hull
03:31 - 03:33100M ISK wasted
03:40 - 03:46I tried to make content accessible to noobs
03:46 - 03:49and we will just get memed by Goons
03:53 - 03:56this is EVE