| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have begun the war against Tranquility Trading Tower |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | may Bob be with us! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 120 nerd virgins JC'd to New Caldari |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 20,000 hulls and fittings in Niyabainen, Alikara, Malkalen |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | enemy fleets are staged in Maurasi, Tunttaras and Jita 4-4 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I posted on Facebook |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They're shitting their pants I'm sure |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jim... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mittens... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mittens rage pinged for max Jackdaws |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Jackdaws and Cerbs |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Drop fleet if you're in Algos, Atrons or Thoraxes or Merlins |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Jackdaws are too strong! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Fucking 80km range! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We can't even lock them to shoot back! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I didn't fit sebo's to this shit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Bulkhead rigs are useless |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Our drones can't travel 80km |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why didn't we fit rail corms? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Or fucking arty thrashers |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jim, Thrashers can't lock that far |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Cormorants can! 85km for sure! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jim, not with 1.5M SPs |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well join up on your mains! Cowards! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HTFU! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I provide full SRP |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Facebook shitposting |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that I moderate myself |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Its 6 dimensional chess you idiots |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | they'll unanchor something for sure and i'll steal it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It will be GLORIOUS LULS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | but all you care about is KB efficiency and dank ticks |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't know why i bother |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I have to moderate your shit memes |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and shit nullsec propaganda |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Redditors be damned |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Downvote this shit all you want |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I stole your mums panties *and* athanor |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | she says hi by the way |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I have to get up at 2 a.m. for this crap |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And all you can worry about is meme Jackdaws |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't tell him about the logi wing |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We won't do the shield |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we'll be fucked for the armour timer |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | forget the hull |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | 100M ISK wasted |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I tried to make content accessible to noobs |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and we will just get memed by Goons |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | this is EVE |
