00:00 - 00:03We are excited for the Season 5 release
00:04 - 00:05After buying the battle pass
00:05 - 00:07Our group has upgrades to win
00:08 - 00:12It all depends on how good other players are
00:12 - 00:15And our ability to over come our group weaknesses
00:17 - 00:19Tell the boys I'm pumped!
00:19 - 00:21I've got 4 loko and am ready
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28The game
00:31 - 00:33Jarrod, Scott, and Rob kicked you out of the group
00:34 - 00:36They said all you do is hide
00:53 - 00:58If you don't know what the gulag is, or you haven't "Corkyied" someone, get out
01:13 - 01:15What the FUCK!!
01:15 - 01:17I'm the one who distracts the other teams
01:18 - 01:23You think it is easy to drive and honk the horn?
01:25 - 01:28Yea, I never win the gulag but I am a decoy
01:29 - 01:31But now I am out just like that???
01:31 - 01:34All Jarrod does is sing Michael McDonald songs
01:34 - 01:37Rob tells his dirty jokes and rips on Scott
01:37 - 01:40And Scott plays calmly while dealing with woman chaos
01:40 - 01:42But they play as a team
01:42 - 01:46I am the ultimate team player
01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer, They share money for redeployment
01:48 - 01:52You can redeploy on my dick
01:53 - 01:54No one is as good as me,
01:56 - 01:57I dominate with a sniper rifle
01:57 - 02:00few can match my chopper skills
02:00 - 02:03And I only rarely break my legs parachuting
02:04 - 02:08I also revive everyone when they get shot
02:08 - 02:13and I like to be babayaga with ROB
02:14 - 02:16I live for Friday COD and alcohol
02:17 - 02:21Who are they going to get to replace me?
02:27 - 02:29I know Jarrod's brother plays...
02:30 - 02:34that is, when he isn't at the REZ or hittin' on fat bitches
02:34 - 02:36I always log in before everyone else
02:41 - 02:42I send the chat invites
02:43 - 02:47I ALWAYS have to lead the COD Party cause they lose connection with eachother
02:48 - 02:53Now who is going to make sure things run smoothly?
02:54 - 02:56Scott is busy trying to log off early
02:56 - 02:59Jarrod won't ever shut the fuck up
03:00 - 03:02and all Rob does is laugh and encourage him
03:04 - 03:07it's ok, Rob is just trying to make Jarrod feel good
03:14 - 03:16The worst part of this...
03:19 - 03:23is all of the inside jokes that I am going to miss
03:25 - 03:26How am I going to know.
03:31 - 03:33What Rob has in his front pocket for me?
03:40 - 03:46Maybe I can play with Amy and Tara as a new team
03:46 - 03:49That would require them to bring down the drama..
03:53 - 03:56Fuck my life...
