| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are excited for the Season 5 release |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | After buying the battle pass |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our group has upgrades to win |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It all depends on how good other players are |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And our ability to over come our group weaknesses |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Tell the boys I'm pumped! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I've got 4 loko and am ready |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The game |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jarrod, Scott, and Rob kicked you out of the group |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They said all you do is hide |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't know what the gulag is, or you haven't "Corkyied" someone, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the FUCK!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm the one who distracts the other teams |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You think it is easy to drive and honk the horn? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Yea, I never win the gulag but I am a decoy |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But now I am out just like that??? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All Jarrod does is sing Michael McDonald songs |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Rob tells his dirty jokes and rips on Scott |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And Scott plays calmly while dealing with woman chaos |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they play as a team |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I am the ultimate team player |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, They share money for redeployment |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You can redeploy on my dick |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No one is as good as me, |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I dominate with a sniper rifle |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | few can match my chopper skills |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And I only rarely break my legs parachuting |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I also revive everyone when they get shot |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and I like to be babayaga with ROB |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I live for Friday COD and alcohol |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who are they going to get to replace me? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I know Jarrod's brother plays... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | that is, when he isn't at the REZ or hittin' on fat bitches |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I always log in before everyone else |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I send the chat invites |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I ALWAYS have to lead the COD Party cause they lose connection with eachother |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now who is going to make sure things run smoothly? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Scott is busy trying to log off early |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Jarrod won't ever shut the fuck up |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and all Rob does is laugh and encourage him |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok, Rob is just trying to make Jarrod feel good |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The worst part of this... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | is all of the inside jokes that I am going to miss |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | How am I going to know. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What Rob has in his front pocket for me? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I can play with Amy and Tara as a new team |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That would require them to bring down the drama.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck my life... |
