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My Führer JB
JB discovers something terrible whilst at work from his team....

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00:00 - 00:03We've started the work you have suggested,
00:04 - 00:05Ollie has picked up the paint,
00:05 - 00:07Tom, Blakey and Sam are here...
00:08 - 00:12They will rub down the surfaces
00:12 - 00:15and then will begin to add the undercoats..
00:17 - 00:19That's fine, I have a meeting.
00:19 - 00:21I'm picking up a red'ol later too.
00:24 - 00:26My Führer...
00:27 - 00:28Greener has the ranger
00:31 - 00:33He took it out for a joy ride
00:34 - 00:36and picked up 6 red'ols
00:53 - 00:58Whoever wasn't involved, leave the room
01:13 - 01:15That is MY FUCKING RANGER!!!
01:15 - 01:17I love that thing more than flat whites!
01:18 - 01:23That shit stained paki takes the piss!
01:25 - 01:28I wish I never left the keys on the side...
01:29 - 01:31I bet he's left spices everywhere..
01:31 - 01:34He's going to eat all the chewing gum i've left..
01:34 - 01:37You fuckers all stood there and watched
01:37 - 01:40Neither of you man enough to fight him
01:40 - 01:42My Führer...his Ganeshi powers are insane
01:42 - 01:46Fuck Ganeshi - I am a TORY LORD
01:46 - 01:48My Führer..he would rip your head off clean..
01:48 - 01:52I don't care, I have mind control, I killed so many Jews..
01:53 - 01:54All that hard work I've spent
01:56 - 01:57I started this company from scratch
01:57 - 02:00I had nothing, just a 90cc Motorbike
02:00 - 02:03I've painted Magnolia a thousand times...
02:04 - 02:08I'm going to drown the paki cunt...
02:08 - 02:13He won't know what's hit him...
02:14 - 02:16I'm going to rip his bollocks off in one swoop..
02:17 - 02:21and then make a broth out of them...
02:27 - 02:29he takes so much of my energy...
02:30 - 02:34I have no cologne left either...
02:34 - 02:36I smell like a sweaty cigarette...
02:41 - 02:42If I see him...
02:43 - 02:47I am going to bury him at Hengistbury Head..
02:48 - 02:53I bet that Cunt Billy was involved too...
02:54 - 02:56he's really starting to wind me up..
02:56 - 02:59Telling me to cook a brisket for 7 heads...
03:00 - 03:02Does he not know how much time that takes..
03:04 - 03:07It's OK, he will be fine after a blozza
03:14 - 03:16I guess they win this time...
03:19 - 03:23Ganeshi is way too strong for me...
03:25 - 03:26I need a holiday...
03:31 - 03:33A Spanish bird and some Paella...
03:40 - 03:46Can someone fetch me strong a flat white..
03:46 - 03:49The bloody machine is burning the milk
03:53 - 03:56Bloody Ganeshi....