00:00 - 00:03The degenerates have been anthropomorphizing everything
00:04 - 00:05from cats to vacuum cleaners
00:05 - 00:07and most recently
00:08 - 00:12Someone has been making a visual novel called "Mein Waifu is the Fuhrer"
00:12 - 00:15Where the player interacts with a 2D Hitler anime girl
00:17 - 00:19This VN will never happen
00:19 - 00:21No one's going to fund the project
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28On kickstarter...
00:31 - 00:33On kickstarter the project has raised $87,659
00:34 - 00:36And has over 2,400 backers
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who has watched Monster Musume, Mankitsu Happening, or High School DxD, leave
01:13 - 01:15They're making fools out of me!
01:15 - 01:17I'm being made into a cute anime girl!
01:18 - 01:23Teenage boys are going to download the game and jerk off to me, Adolf Hitler!
01:25 - 01:28And what if the game sells well?
01:29 - 01:31They're going to make merch!
01:31 - 01:34I'm going to have my 2D model printed on dakimura!
01:34 - 01:37They're going to make kawaii figurines of me!
01:37 - 01:40Do you know how humiliating that is going to be for me?
01:40 - 01:42My Fuhrer, the game offers other waifus besides you
01:42 - 01:46But I'm the tsundere so of course I'm the only one people are going to go for!
01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer, people like deredere's too
01:48 - 01:52You think a stupid deredere has any chance over the tsundere?
01:53 - 01:54Omae wa Bakka!
01:56 - 01:57The degenerates are ruthless
01:57 - 02:00They'll start praying that I sandwich them with my thighs
02:00 - 02:03and drooling over my 2D tits!
02:04 - 02:08I'm going to go down in history not as the leader of Nazi Germany
02:08 - 02:13but as the girl offers dinner, a bath, and w-a-t-a-s-h-i
02:14 - 02:16I fucking hate weebs so much
02:17 - 02:21I'm being made into fanservice? What about Stalin?!
02:27 - 02:29Why does he not have a cute 2D model?
02:30 - 02:34And that's not the worst part
02:34 - 02:36I can already see the worst case play out
02:41 - 02:42Doujinshi artists
02:43 - 02:47They've probably already created the "Hitler" and "Nazi" tags even though the game isn't out yet!
02:48 - 02:53I am going to have so many six digit numbers attached to my name
02:54 - 02:56Can you image the titles?
02:56 - 02:59"Hitler-chan getting dominated by America-onee"
03:00 - 03:02"Hiter-chan fucks Europe all at once"
03:04 - 03:07No worries, I'll get you the sauce for those
03:14 - 03:16But there's no stopping them anymore
03:19 - 03:23When weebs want to fetishize something, whatever it is,
03:25 - 03:26They succeed.
03:31 - 03:33I suppose that
03:40 - 03:46I'll have to settle for being seen as a high school waifu with average size tits
03:46 - 03:49But seriously, they gave Hermann bigger tits than me
03:53 - 03:56Owari da