| 00:00 - 00:03 | The degenerates have been anthropomorphizing everything |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | from cats to vacuum cleaners |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and most recently |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Someone has been making a visual novel called "Mein Waifu is the Fuhrer" |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Where the player interacts with a 2D Hitler anime girl |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This VN will never happen |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | No one's going to fund the project |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | On kickstarter... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | On kickstarter the project has raised $87,659 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And has over 2,400 backers |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has watched Monster Musume, Mankitsu Happening, or High School DxD, leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They're making fools out of me! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm being made into a cute anime girl! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Teenage boys are going to download the game and jerk off to me, Adolf Hitler! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And what if the game sells well? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're going to make merch! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'm going to have my 2D model printed on dakimura! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They're going to make kawaii figurines of me! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Do you know how humiliating that is going to be for me? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, the game offers other waifus besides you |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But I'm the tsundere so of course I'm the only one people are going to go for! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, people like deredere's too |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think a stupid deredere has any chance over the tsundere? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Omae wa Bakka! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The degenerates are ruthless |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They'll start praying that I sandwich them with my thighs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and drooling over my 2D tits! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm going to go down in history not as the leader of Nazi Germany |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | but as the girl offers dinner, a bath, and w-a-t-a-s-h-i |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I fucking hate weebs so much |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm being made into fanservice? What about Stalin?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why does he not have a cute 2D model? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And that's not the worst part |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can already see the worst case play out |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Doujinshi artists |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They've probably already created the "Hitler" and "Nazi" tags even though the game isn't out yet! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I am going to have so many six digit numbers attached to my name |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Can you image the titles? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "Hitler-chan getting dominated by America-onee" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | "Hiter-chan fucks Europe all at once" |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | No worries, I'll get you the sauce for those |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But there's no stopping them anymore |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | When weebs want to fetishize something, whatever it is, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They succeed. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I suppose that |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll have to settle for being seen as a high school waifu with average size tits |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But seriously, they gave Hermann bigger tits than me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Owari da |
