| 00:00 - 00:03 | First we need all the paperwork |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | then we can make appointments |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | first with the notary in Lisbon |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | then go to Social Security |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the last stop is the bank |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fine, I just want to |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | get access to the bank account |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well, sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I have to... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You need the original death certificate |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | otherwise the account is frozen |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want anyone with a lawyer to leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the F*CK is this crap |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | they said I could use copies!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now I need the f*cking originals??? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | this is all just a bunch of shit! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I talked to three people... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and they all told me copies were fine. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Everyone is saying something different... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and it's driving me f*cking crazy!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, you have to follow the correct process. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Process? No one knows the f*cking process!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, there are rules to make sure. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Whoever wrote the rules is an idiot! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No one understands them... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I talked to the tax lady |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and she said to do it one way... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I talk to the notary to make sure... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and they said do it another way |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | then I talk to the bank they said it's wrong... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and I have to do it a certain way! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Everybody says something different...no one knows shit! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't even know who to believe... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and I'm the executor...the f*cking executor!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I don't even know what to do! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What's worse is... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I have to deal with three different countries... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and the people in those countries... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | don't know F*ucking shit either! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm talking to a bunch of freaking retards! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | how is it possible the no one knows shit? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you're on the will. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess I have to check with the embassy... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I don't think they know shit either. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But, I have to try. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe I won't do a f*cking thing. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Just hope the government doesn't find out... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | maybe I could get away with it. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm just sick of this shit. |
