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Hitler Reporting a Death to the Government
Hitler is confused about what to do to report a death to the government

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00:00 - 00:03First we need all the paperwork
00:04 - 00:05then we can make appointments
00:05 - 00:07first with the notary in Lisbon
00:08 - 00:12then go to Social Security
00:12 - 00:15and the last stop is the bank
00:17 - 00:19Fine, I just want to
00:19 - 00:21get access to the bank account
00:24 - 00:26Well, sir...
00:27 - 00:28I have to...
00:31 - 00:33You need the original death certificate
00:34 - 00:36otherwise the account is frozen
00:53 - 00:58I want anyone with a lawyer to leave the room
01:13 - 01:15What the F*CK is this crap
01:15 - 01:17they said I could use copies!!
01:18 - 01:23Now I need the f*cking originals???
01:25 - 01:28this is all just a bunch of shit!
01:29 - 01:31I talked to three people...
01:31 - 01:34and they all told me copies were fine.
01:34 - 01:37Everyone is saying something different...
01:37 - 01:40and it's driving me f*cking crazy!!!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, you have to follow the correct process.
01:42 - 01:46Process? No one knows the f*cking process!!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, there are rules to make sure.
01:48 - 01:52Whoever wrote the rules is an idiot!
01:53 - 01:54No one understands them...
01:56 - 01:57I talked to the tax lady
01:57 - 02:00and she said to do it one way...
02:00 - 02:03I talk to the notary to make sure...
02:04 - 02:08and they said do it another way
02:08 - 02:13then I talk to the bank they said it's wrong...
02:14 - 02:16and I have to do it a certain way!
02:17 - 02:21Everybody says something different...no one knows shit!
02:27 - 02:29I don't even know who to believe...
02:30 - 02:34and I'm the executor...the f*cking executor!!
02:34 - 02:36I don't even know what to do!
02:41 - 02:42What's worse is...
02:43 - 02:47I have to deal with three different countries...
02:48 - 02:53and the people in those countries...
02:54 - 02:56don't know F*ucking shit either!
02:56 - 02:59I'm talking to a bunch of freaking retards!
03:00 - 03:02how is it possible the no one knows shit?
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, you're on the will.
03:14 - 03:16I guess I have to check with the embassy...
03:19 - 03:23I don't think they know shit either.
03:25 - 03:26But, I have to try.
03:31 - 03:33Maybe I won't do a f*cking thing.
03:40 - 03:46Just hope the government doesn't find out...
03:46 - 03:49maybe I could get away with it.
03:53 - 03:56I'm just sick of this shit.