| 00:00 - 00:05 | So let me get this straight, you propose to pedestrianize dalkeys main street |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Not even the ice cream man can drive down |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Make the road into one big party |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Tables , Chairs, circus tents and a merry go round |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I think lockdown has drove them all mad |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | nuts i tell ye |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Sure watch |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | The dogs will be able to cross the road and crap on both sides now |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Dog shit everywhere |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | The poor sailors moor at coliemore and cant turn left at the corner note for a few gargles at finnegans now |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | They have to get a bag of cans and head down to dillons now |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Sure the council will have to get a skip there now for all the empty cans and champagne bottles |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And theres no jax there |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | It will look like a waterfall |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And what about the harbour |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Full tide all the time |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | loopers |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I can see it now |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Everyone wearing raincoats |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Dont even get me started on the other end of the town |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Lollipop ladies everywhere |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | And i dont mean the ones to help you cross the road |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | The ones who give you lollipops to keep you quiet |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Remember they used to do it down in scruples |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Stick a lollipop in your gob |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | and you full of the drink |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | dying to sing |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | and kebab sauce all over your shoes |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Sure it will be just like old times |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | I cant wait |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Im in bits here |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Headcases |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | And not a taxi to be had |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | 50 of us wobbling up barnhill road |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Singing show me the way to go home and playing air guitars |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Badly |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Very badly |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Ted i think im going mad |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Then back down in the morning to collect the car |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | And the whole town looking like a carrot field |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Why a carrot field |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | The puke will be everywhere, it will look like a collapsed tent at a festival |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Puke and dog shit everywhere |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | No more dalkey heritage town |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | sewage town more like |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Ill have to change my boxers now, ive wet myself |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Right im off now, have to buy a new hover craft, theres no way im walking home |
