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New plans for Dalkey unveiled
Local man Micky O Shaughnessy reacts to Dalkeys idea of pedestrianiazation

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00:00 - 00:05So let me get this straight, you propose to pedestrianize dalkeys main street
00:05 - 00:07Not even the ice cream man can drive down
00:07 - 00:10Make the road into one big party
00:11 - 00:16Tables , Chairs, circus tents and a merry go round
00:17 - 00:21I think lockdown has drove them all mad
00:21 - 00:24nuts i tell ye
00:29 - 00:31Sure watch
00:31 - 00:34The dogs will be able to cross the road and crap on both sides now
00:38 - 00:40Dog shit everywhere
00:41 - 00:47The poor sailors moor at coliemore and cant turn left at the corner note for a few gargles at finnegans now
00:47 - 00:50They have to get a bag of cans and head down to dillons now
00:50 - 00:56Sure the council will have to get a skip there now for all the empty cans and champagne bottles
00:58 - 00:59And theres no jax there
00:59 - 01:01It will look like a waterfall
01:04 - 01:06And what about the harbour
01:06 - 01:08Full tide all the time
01:13 - 01:14loopers
01:14 - 01:16I can see it now
01:16 - 01:20Everyone wearing raincoats
01:21 - 01:27Dont even get me started on the other end of the town
01:35 - 01:36Lollipop ladies everywhere
01:36 - 01:39And i dont mean the ones to help you cross the road
01:41 - 01:44The ones who give you lollipops to keep you quiet
01:44 - 01:47Remember they used to do it down in scruples
01:47 - 01:49Stick a lollipop in your gob
01:50 - 01:53and you full of the drink
01:54 - 01:56dying to sing
01:56 - 01:58and kebab sauce all over your shoes
01:58 - 02:02Sure it will be just like old times
02:05 - 02:07I cant wait
02:10 - 02:11Im in bits here
02:11 - 02:13Headcases
02:15 - 02:17And not a taxi to be had
02:17 - 02:2050 of us wobbling up barnhill road
02:21 - 02:28Singing show me the way to go home and playing air guitars
02:29 - 02:30Badly
02:30 - 02:32Very badly
02:36 - 02:39Ted i think im going mad
02:40 - 02:42Then back down in the morning to collect the car
02:50 - 02:55And the whole town looking like a carrot field
02:56 - 02:58Why a carrot field
02:58 - 03:04The puke will be everywhere, it will look like a collapsed tent at a festival
03:04 - 03:09Puke and dog shit everywhere
03:09 - 03:11No more dalkey heritage town
03:16 - 03:20sewage town more like
03:23 - 03:26Ill have to change my boxers now, ive wet myself
03:31 - 03:36Right im off now, have to buy a new hover craft, theres no way im walking home