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| 00:08 - 00:13 | TODAY THE EVIL TECHNOZO PARDONED REPRESENTATIVES |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | FOR COMMITTING TERRIBLE LEGO CRIMES |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | YESTERDAY |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | IN THE PRIMARIES |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | EVIL BERNARD LOST IN THE PRIMARIES TO THEYSINNED |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | EVEN THOUGH HE DROPPED OUT |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | BEFORE THE PRIMARIES |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | TO OUR LUCK |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | EVERYONE FORGOT THEYSINNED'S FIRST TERM |
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