00:00 - 00:03The station's all set up. SteppIR is 1:1 on all bands.
00:04 - 00:05RBN in Europe gives us +38dB.
00:05 - 00:07Only VK it could hear.
00:08 - 00:12Solar flux is up.
00:12 - 00:15And there's been no flares.
00:17 - 00:19We're all set up. We will win
00:19 - 00:21the multi-multi open section.
00:24 - 00:26Sadly your neighbour has just got
00:27 - 00:28a new solar power
00:31 - 00:33inverter system. S9+ noise all bands.
00:34 - 00:36Can't hear anything now.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone not on the DXCC Honour Roll please leave.
01:13 - 01:15Why did you not tell me earlier?
01:15 - 01:17I've been planning this for months!
01:18 - 01:23Even paid for last year's winner to go on a skindiving holiday.
01:25 - 01:28And bribed the rival teams to stay off air
01:29 - 01:31I live my life for contests
01:31 - 01:34I bought this house so I could work DX
01:34 - 01:37I lobbied Newington to accept the country I just worked
01:37 - 01:40I am just two off the world No 1.
01:40 - 01:42You could operate portable?
01:42 - 01:46Stuff portable for a joke. I need my amp!
01:46 - 01:48Or operate from the club?
01:48 - 01:52They only have a stupid FT840!
01:53 - 01:54I bought my IC7851 specially
01:56 - 01:57for this weekend.
01:57 - 02:00I knew I was going to win.
02:00 - 02:03The old duffers at the club can't even fix the rotator.
02:04 - 02:08Their rusty TH3JR's stuck south.
02:08 - 02:13Do they think I want to talk to penguins?
02:14 - 02:16I need long path. I need short path. I need the world!
02:17 - 02:21What do they do with my licence fees?
02:27 - 02:29Why did they not stop these inverters?
02:30 - 02:34I knew we should have stuck with brown coal!
02:34 - 02:36I was doing so well.
02:41 - 02:42I was leaping up the list.
02:43 - 02:47I was due to speak at Dayton.
02:48 - 02:53I would tell them all how it's done.
02:54 - 02:56No one else has done it just like me.
02:56 - 02:59North Korea were going to let me use their jammer antennas
03:00 - 03:02To win next year's IARU DX contest.
03:04 - 03:07It's OK we can do Echolink in the ALARA.
03:14 - 03:16My DX dreams are shattered.
03:19 - 03:23It's no good if you can't hear anyone.
03:25 - 03:26My gear will go.
03:31 - 03:33Pack it up for the monks at Mount Athos.
03:40 - 03:46I'll see my family for the first time in yonks.
03:46 - 03:49And take up portable QRP.
03:53 - 03:56Maybe visit Greece next winter.