| 00:00 - 00:05 | Eternal came to Blaumuex to pub stomp and run the server start to finish |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We became the most Hardcore guild on the server |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Took ALL the world boss loot and wiped many guilds |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Naturally people assumed we would open the AQ gates day 1 |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | But we havent farmed a single material needed to do so! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Nothing! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Nothing! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We don't have one single copper bar |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Not one! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | They think we have 25 accounts with bank alts holding everything |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | They think that we will spend hours turning this crap in one by one |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Like we are paying people by the hour to hand it all in for 12 hours |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | But we arent turning in one thing! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Not one thing from us! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | People will be outside the gate waiting to go in! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Then they will find out the gates wont open for weeks! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Eventually |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Blizzard will just force the gate open |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | and then we will enter and do it normally |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Incarnation will be PTRing it for weeks prior |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Thinking they are going for a server first |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | or a "top 30 world" |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | BUT ALAS the people who will be happy |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | the future Scarab Lords! |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | They didnt think they had a chance at it |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | They will find out they are very behind |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | very behind |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Hopefully they started the quest |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Or else they will lose at least a week |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | or two! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Then the people will be mad |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | at us |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | For not opening the gates for them |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Even though their Scarab Lord wanna be friends |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | will be thrilled that they can get a stupid bug mount |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | A bug mount!? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes a shitty bug mount!! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | That they will use when they wipe over and over |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | probably to trash mobs |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | But the truth is Eternal would have farmed the mats |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Why didn't they farm any then? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Because the server is filled with entitled casuals who want to be spoon fed |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | and then complain about the hardcore guild ruining the server |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Jokes on them now |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Funny right? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Its all up to Blizzard now to open the gates |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I think we are going to be waiting a long while for that to happen! |
