| 00:00 - 00:03 | The new Corona virus has killed hundreds of thousands. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Hospitals are overwhelmed. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Lockdowns have crippled economies. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Millions are without any income. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Civil unrest is brewing in many countries. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Politicians will get their |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | act together and develop a unified response. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer, Swedish death metal |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | band Clifford... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Swedish death metal band Clifford has called for |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | all power to be given to Anders Tegnell. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following politicians stay in this room: Donald Trump, Xi Jinping, Vladimir Putin, Stefan Löfvén. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This was NECESSARY! A timely and unified |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | response to the Corona virus was NECESSARY! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who are all of these politicians that everyone wants to do his own thing?? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But here we are after all. An obscure epidemiologist |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | is going to replace all of these |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | leaders. Corona virus is killing hundreds of |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | thousands and politicians are still playing power games. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Mein Führer, ... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, we are all going ... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Stefan Löfvén, I know that Tegnell is already in charge in Sweden. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, we are all going to evaluate. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yes, Stefan, we are all going to evaluate. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Who is not going to evaluate? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Just keep repeating it. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Nobody comes back from the dead once you evaluate. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You keep repeating your empty phrases, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I keep repeating your name, Stefan Löfvén, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | just so everybody knows who you are, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | "prime minister" of Sweden. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You keep repeating your phrases until every last Swedish grandma has Covid, damn it!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Clifford have ridiculed Greta Thunberg. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We all know how that went down. Greta became a cult figure. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | One cult after the other from Sweden. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | First came the cult of Greta. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now comes the cult of Anders Tegnell. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I was to be the last cult figure, the greatest of all. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | First I was replaced by a retard. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And now by a bureaucrat. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What comes next, their dyslexic king? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Please, Greta, calm down. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Tegnell is on Swedish TV, Greta on CNN. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Sweden is everybody's darling while grandmas and grandpas are dying. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Where has Greta been? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | She says: "Listen to the experts." |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Is Tegnell such an expert? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Experts and politicians may end up with more ... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ... being killed than I ever managed. |
