A19 is not out yet.
672 views • 5/18/2020
A 7 days to die traditional hitler video for the release of alpha 19
| 00:00 - 00:03 | It appears the long time players are right again. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are lost on our roadmap... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We promised shorter alpha dev times. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Unfortunately, it is aready 2020 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...and our moving goal post is now here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We already have their money. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Customer feedback is not important. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We are running out of our console money. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We now have to rely solely on PC sales. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out, but Richard, Christian and Joel. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I set you up for success! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And all you do is change the game direction! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I gave you kickstarter and your first donation. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ...and this is how you waste it. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We are still not to gold! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And now we are out of that sweet console cash. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This isn't a AAA dev company |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ...but we could still push out a damn alpha. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | If you don't lose your attitude I will retire! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't CARE if you leave! Take Joe with you! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | If that's how you feel, then take me off the credits. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I backed you guys for a skryim meets fallout game. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And you give me excuses! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Modders have added more content |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | in one year then we have in 18 alphas! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Guppy even has a push-able shopping cart! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Xyth has made it easy to add custom entities, so now we must re-do |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | all of ours just so we don't look bad compared to them! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They don't even have an E3 booth... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Tell Gazz to play more mods to get more ideas. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | ...then we can say they've always been our idea. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If that damn Dust2Death can add in low poly trees |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | WE can add in low poly trees. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Oh I give up. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | After this meeting, I want Snowdog in here |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | right under my desk where he belongs. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | First things first though. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Joel did you at least put in the candy bars... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Did you at least get that one right? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Adam... we won't make you go to school. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Can we give any kind of ETA on a19... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It would... just be nice if at least once we could... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...meet a deadline. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Release the kraken. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Let's hope the new testing team we have has been busy, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and not just sharing the steam key. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Alpha 20 will be different... |
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