| 00:00 - 00:03 | They've opened up Wash N' Vacs in close proximity to us |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have shown up here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they do quick clean ups and have the balls to use the word "Detail" |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So far all they have done is mislead the public on what detailing is |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is pitiful. They won't last. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | People know what detailing is |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We've had.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | People price hunting without comparing whats included in the service. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They think "Full Detail" is the same at every shop. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that has cars in the bay go back to work |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is so annoying! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How much time have I spent trying to educate the public!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And all anyone cares about is price!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They think a proper job can be done by noon? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We are Professionals! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They use shit products and aren't thorough! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I bet they don't even know what a clay bar is! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We perform automotive detailing! NOT THEM! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir the menu explains everything but people still don't get it |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They are amatures! They don't even know the PH level of their products! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We keep seeing flyers "$20 Wash and wax" |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I've had enough of these glorified car washes calling themselves detail shops! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Paint hackers is all they are! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm sick of hearing.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "My brother details cars in his driveway for 80 bucks" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You know damn well he isn't thorough!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do they even have carpet extractors? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | These people coming and asking us if we price match!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How much more clear must I be?? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | News flash! Some asshole with turtle wax and some microfibers is not a Detailer! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're not even insured. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We use premium products, services take hours, sometimes days.... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The finish is flawless |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Shop'vac jockies |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How do they call a 2 hour job "Full Detail"?!? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | People come in needing 3 stage correction and think wax will do the trick |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Where do you think the public gets this from? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Those bastards down the street! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, educated consumers still exist |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm to the point where I quit trying to explain our pricing. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Point them in the direction of the car wash. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Hey John, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If Mikes' here today.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You tell him that if he uses the window towels to wipe off wax one more time... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | he gets the next minivan that comes in. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm going to lunch |
