00:00 - 00:03All the major states are under a shelter in place
00:04 - 00:05Coronavirus infections are starting
00:05 - 00:07to plateau or decrease here
00:08 - 00:12here
00:12 - 00:15and here.
00:17 - 00:19So if we just stay sheltered, the virus...
00:19 - 00:21...will be gone by the Summer ALTA season
00:24 - 00:26My fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Governor Kemp...
00:31 - 00:33Governor Kemp is re-opening Georgia this Friday
00:34 - 00:36Haircuts, bowling, even tattoo places.
00:53 - 00:58If your Zoom background is a beach, cartoon, or mansion, please leave.
01:13 - 01:15Is there a radio contest for the first person...
01:15 - 01:17to get a tattoo of a bulldog in facemask?!!!
01:18 - 01:23How much could Stars and Strikes possibly have donated to the Kemp campaign?!
01:25 - 01:28Do those fat ass bowlers already own ventilators?
01:29 - 01:31Didn't that state learn their fucking lesson...
01:31 - 01:34ABOUT PARTYING AT HALF TIME!!
01:34 - 01:37At least that cow-tipping Governor
01:37 - 01:40isn't opening restaurants!
01:40 - 01:42In-restaurant dining is coming Monday
01:42 - 01:46RESTAURANTS?! How's that even possible?
01:46 - 01:48If groups stay under 10 people, six feet apart
01:48 - 01:52Have you been in a Waffle House?!
01:53 - 01:54They practically cook on your lap.
01:56 - 01:57You realize strangers have trouble...
01:57 - 02:00...NOT talking to you in that state.
02:00 - 02:03They'll be breathing down each others mouths...and for what?
02:04 - 02:08To talk about tailgating and football.
02:08 - 02:13You realize they ALL went to the same two colleges right?
02:14 - 02:16By some miracle if they have nothing in common...
02:17 - 02:21They'll just talk about the fucking pollen
02:27 - 02:29Granted the pollen is bad there.
02:30 - 02:34But they act like every year is worse than the last.
02:34 - 02:36The same trees were in your yard last year.
02:41 - 02:42Can't they find something else to do?
02:43 - 02:47The WIZometer is a "10" like 200 days out of the year
02:48 - 02:53I would kill for a 75 degree walk right now.
02:54 - 02:56Maybe this makes perfect sense
02:56 - 02:59Half of them have never left the state anyway
03:00 - 03:02And if they do, they go to the 2nd dumbest state.
03:04 - 03:07He might not be talking about Florida.
03:14 - 03:16Disney World will never reopen now.
03:19 - 03:23Its a 9 hour drive from Atlanta.
03:25 - 03:268 hrs if you haul ass.
03:31 - 03:33I had Fast Passes booked for July
03:40 - 03:46I was going to fly the Millennium Falcon like Han Solo and Chewy.
03:46 - 03:49And if it was as good as everyone says....
03:53 - 03:56I was willing to wait in line to go again.