| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have some breaking news just in. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Courses around the area have been closed. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The government has shut us out again. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Springfield, Cutten Fields and even fukin' Vic East are done. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The whole bloody area has been affected. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Who is behind this fiasco for fucks sake ? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I need to find out so they can be SHOT ! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner...........he says it's the COVID. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And it's bad and affecting golf. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Would any lefties, cheaters and transgender golfers leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS !!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHO THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE HERE ????? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'VE GIVEN MY LIFE TO PROMOTE THIS STUPID GAME. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'VE EVEN ALLOWED WOMEN TO PLAY ON TUESDAYS !!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND NOW NONE OF US CAN PLAY!!!!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | NO GIMMEES, NO TIP UPS, NO MULLIGANS. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I CAN'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKIN' BEER AT THE CLUB. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND YOU ASSHOLES HAVE LET THIS HAPPENED. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But ya Fuhrer, it's out of our control.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOUR CONTOL IS BULLSHIT!! I'M IN CHARGE HERE !!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, we're working with Premier Ford . |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | PREMIER FORD WAS APPOINTED BY ME IN THE FIRST PLACE.. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'LL GET KATHLEEN WYNNE !!!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THESE GOLF COURSES........... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | HAVE TO BE REOPENED IMMEDIATELY !!!!!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I JUST BOUGHT 6 DOZEN FUCKIN' PRO V 1'S. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND NEW IRONS, A FUCKIN' DRIVER AND NEW TEES!!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I PAID MY DUES, SHINED MY BALLS AND WAS READY ......... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ..TO TACKLE THAT FUCKIN' 13TH HOLE AT SPRINGFIELD !!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | NOW THIS FORD GUY IS RUINING MY FUCKIN' GOLF SEASON FOR GOOD !!!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My handicap was falling. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've been working on a fabulous new swing I read about.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Finally I kept my fuckin' head down. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't believe it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THIS REALLY PISSES ME OFF, AND THINGS WILL CHANGE TODAY FOR SURE !!!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | GET YOUR FUCKIN' CLUBS OUT AND WE'LL GO PLAY ANYWAY !!!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I don't give a shit about what they say, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WE'LL SNEAK IN THE BACK WAY AND START ON 13 !!!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | IF I GET ANOTHER FUCKIN' 10 ON THAT HOLE....... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Judy, we'll still play on Tuesdays. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm putting my golf shoes on. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I had big plans to break 90 this year. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Without cheating. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That Thursday group......... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They better not be out there today, or I'll report them to the fuckin' Gestapo. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They're slower than fuckin' molasses. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Give me a bogey on 13. |
