00:00 - 00:03Fuhrer, we are here to give you an update on Covid-19
00:04 - 00:05They have have locked down Malvern
00:05 - 00:07Prahran and South Yarra
00:08 - 00:12Next they are targeting those Aspen holidaying fuckers from Toorak
00:12 - 00:15but they keep slipping away to Sorrento and Portsea
00:17 - 00:19They should just lock them up
00:19 - 00:21Copy the Chinese and just weld their doors shut
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28it's worse
00:31 - 00:33They've closed all the golf courses in Victoria
00:34 - 00:36We've had to cancel your Saturday round
00:53 - 00:58There are too many people in this room, we need to keep a social distance
01:13 - 01:15What do you mean no golf!!!
01:15 - 01:17How the fuck can there be no golf?!!
01:18 - 01:23How the fuck do you get corona virus on a golf course?
01:25 - 01:28Those inbeciles
01:29 - 01:31They've gone too far
01:31 - 01:34Without golf, what purpose is there in life?
01:34 - 01:37life will be meaningless
01:37 - 01:40Its the only time I can escape from you fuckers and get some peace
01:40 - 01:42My Fuhrer - Premier Andrews insisted
01:42 - 01:46Andrews is fucking ninny - who put that fuckwit in charge of golf?
01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer - he insisted it was non-essential activity
01:48 - 01:52Non-essential activity my arse... it's fucking vital
01:53 - 01:54Without golf what is there?
01:56 - 01:57If that fucking Andrews thinks
01:57 - 02:00he's going to stop me playing golf
02:00 - 02:03I'm going to ring Jeff Kennett and bring back a real Victorian Premier
02:04 - 02:08Next he'll be issuing fines to 17yr old girls
02:08 - 02:13just trying to get some hours up for their drivers licence
02:14 - 02:16This fucking nanny state Victoria
02:17 - 02:21It deserves a fucking ninny like Andrews
02:27 - 02:29Gladys is letting people play
02:30 - 02:34Maybe we should all move to NSW
02:34 - 02:36pack the clubs and just head north
02:41 - 02:42no that's dumb
02:43 - 02:47let's just go and fucking play, somewhere must be open
02:48 - 02:53I'd even put up with those smug inbreds from Royal Melbourne
02:54 - 02:56Peninsula must be letting people play
02:56 - 02:59They need the money after blowing the budget
03:00 - 03:02What a bunch of morons, how do you blow $120m
03:04 - 03:07It's ok, ladies can still play on Friday
03:14 - 03:16It's a fucking disgrace
03:19 - 03:23no golf for two weeks is sending me stir crazy
03:25 - 03:26It is wrong
03:31 - 03:33That prick Andrews
03:40 - 03:46I want you to organise a game this Sunday at Metropoiltan
03:46 - 03:49It's the best course in Melbourne - they will let us on
03:53 - 03:56I will play golf again