| 00:00 - 00:03 | DNR lands are now closed |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The masses can no longer hike Si |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There are still a few backdoors |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | not yet outed on social media |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There was a Blum TR posted on NWH, hopefully the masses will go there. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That is for superhumans like Eric G. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I have my secret places in the MBSNF |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Forest Service |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | announced the closure of all trails in Washington & Oregon |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | until Sep 30th, unless rescinded earlier |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is a member of the WHC facebook group please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This closure is complete bull**** |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I just hit the Enchantment Lottery |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Mid August, 10 days, core zone |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | For up to 6 including sherpas |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How will I get there now? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And a trip planned to Venus and Spade |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | No way to sneak in via Salmon la Sac |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Maybe DMG, nobody goes that way now |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the MFK washed out at Bessemer |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I told the fools it would happen if they paved it |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It won't be repaired until fall |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Now I can't even visit that creepy gingerbread house |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I was really looking forward to it |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | These closures are ridiculous |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They allow more crowding in a Safeway parking lot |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And I still cant find Charmin Ultra Soft anywhere |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How will we stay sane for 6 months |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can only take so much of the same thing on Facebook and Twitter |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and MtnGoat's posts on NWHikers are driving me crazy |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now I'm more concerned about hitting a migratory bird than catching coronavirus |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Mabye we can make NWH great again |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I love the TRs, even those outing TML |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not that they encouraged anyone to go |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 50 tents last time I went |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All thanks to Instagram and social media |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and don't get me going on Jade Lake |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What was Backpacker Magazine thinking? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | None of that really matters now |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Because hiking season is over before it even started |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Maybe I will start a vegetable garden |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | or read John Miur |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I could e-bike to the TH and hide it in the bushes |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We could use social media |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | to post locations monitored and the fines |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Or just do our part for the greater good |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We can make it through this |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and live to hike another day |
