| 00:00 - 00:05 | so this whole Corona thing, people been asking me, hey |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | WTF is going on |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Like I give a fuck |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I heard some Chinese dudes been eating some batty bats |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Now we are fucked |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Its true |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Its true |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | they even finger their butts before killing the bats |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Its true |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | before they put it in the oven they massage the damn thing like it makes a difference |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | bunch of dumb fucks |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | yea fucking right |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | after they say |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | after they say its delicious |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | who the fuck are you kidding |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | some batty bat dish |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | its true |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | looking at the dead bats flapping around |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I asked my friends |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | come come come take a look |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Who the fuck is gonna eat this |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | anyway, shit |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | but yes, we do have a crisis |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | we should be careful |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | but shit |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | now we have some dumbfucks |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | buying up toilet papers |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | tons of them |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I look at them and tell them to fuck right off |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | its true |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | what you, what you |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | what you gonna do the toilet paper |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | cant eat the damn thing |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | they say why dont I buy more paper |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | piss off you prick, I`ve got enough |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | your prestige ass |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | fucking right |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | lets just be careful everyone |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | wash your smelly hands |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I am not gonna lie, I dont know shit |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What should we do? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I dont know, I really dont, I am not even an expert |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | hahahahahahahaha |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | stay indoors maybe |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I dont know shit |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | fooled you and your audience though |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I think you should just lock down the studio |
