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Corona Thursday
Spanish expert gives us his view on the current corona virus situation

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00:00 - 00:05so this whole Corona thing, people been asking me, hey
00:05 - 00:07WTF is going on
00:07 - 00:10Like I give a fuck
00:11 - 00:16I heard some Chinese dudes been eating some batty bats
00:17 - 00:21Now we are fucked
00:21 - 00:24Its true
00:29 - 00:31Its true
00:31 - 00:34they even finger their butts before killing the bats
00:38 - 00:40Its true
00:41 - 00:47before they put it in the oven they massage the damn thing like it makes a difference
00:47 - 00:50bunch of dumb fucks
00:50 - 00:56yea fucking right
00:58 - 00:59after they say
00:59 - 01:01after they say its delicious
01:04 - 01:06who the fuck are you kidding
01:06 - 01:08some batty bat dish
01:13 - 01:14its true
01:14 - 01:16looking at the dead bats flapping around
01:16 - 01:20I asked my friends
01:21 - 01:27come come come take a look
01:35 - 01:36Who the fuck is gonna eat this
01:36 - 01:39anyway, shit
01:41 - 01:44but yes, we do have a crisis
01:44 - 01:47we should be careful
01:47 - 01:49but shit
01:50 - 01:53now we have some dumbfucks
01:54 - 01:56buying up toilet papers
01:56 - 01:58tons of them
01:58 - 02:02I look at them and tell them to fuck right off
02:05 - 02:07its true
02:10 - 02:11what you, what you
02:11 - 02:13what you gonna do the toilet paper
02:15 - 02:17cant eat the damn thing
02:17 - 02:20they say why dont I buy more paper
02:21 - 02:28piss off you prick, I`ve got enough
02:29 - 02:30your prestige ass
02:30 - 02:32fucking right
02:36 - 02:39lets just be careful everyone
02:40 - 02:42wash your smelly hands
02:50 - 02:55I am not gonna lie, I dont know shit
02:56 - 02:58What should we do?
02:58 - 03:04I dont know, I really dont, I am not even an expert
03:04 - 03:09hahahahahahahaha
03:09 - 03:11stay indoors maybe
03:16 - 03:20I dont know shit
03:23 - 03:26fooled you and your audience though
03:31 - 03:36I think you should just lock down the studio