| 00:00 - 00:03 | Anti-halloween sentiment is brewing in the membership. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The new board has planned an expansion |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of the 4 3/4" gauge track |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | that will wipe out all of the permanent decorations |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | all along the right of way to the West End. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the diesel foamers? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They always backed me. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The diesel owners... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The diesel owners have backed the new LALS board. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You've been outvoted 5 to 1. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks LALS was not founded by Walt Disney, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those fucking assholes! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I bring them thousands of riders and how do they repay me? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Besides, the autistic kids loved it! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Sure, I took a little money... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Hell, I took a lot of it! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What was the club going to do with it? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Make more fucking anniversary pins |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | or build more shit to clutter up the Disney loop?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the club is supposed to be a non-profit! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck the non-profit! That money was mine! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We are supposed to be a model engineering club! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We exist to run for the public! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck the model engineers! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They're all a bunch of dweeby shut-ins |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All so high and mighty |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | with their precious steam engines |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and their gay little steam-only meets! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What do they know about serving the public interest |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and making a perfectly dishonest buck! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How am I supposed to pay for my coke habit for christ's sakes! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I had them by the balls |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | when I stacked the LALS board with my own people! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A good politician stays bought! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They don't appreciate |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | that most club members these days are too stupid to run steam! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I gave them something to be proud of! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Something their tiny little brains |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | could feel accomplished with. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How will I pay for hookers and blow now? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, we still have the Christmas runs. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There is only one thing to do now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Pack the prop truck and get my gun. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | If I go... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | you're all going with me. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe Travel Town will let me set up an ice cream booth |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | next to the Atlantic. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Walt would be proud. |
