00:00 - 00:03We're really in the shit.
00:04 - 00:05COVID-19 is all over us.
00:05 - 00:07It's in Europe here and here.
00:08 - 00:12Not even jews are immune.
00:12 - 00:15We need to do something now.
00:17 - 00:19Just do social distancing,
00:19 - 00:21then everything will be fine.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer, that's dumb...
00:27 - 00:28Even Boris said that
00:31 - 00:33You have to listen to the WHO.
00:34 - 00:36We must cancel the Nuremburg rally.
00:53 - 00:58Stay in the room if you ever voted Tory - otherwise fuck off.
01:13 - 01:15That was an order!
01:15 - 01:17And I order you stop Liverpool winning the league.
01:18 - 01:23What else is the point of supreme power?
01:25 - 01:28Well?
01:29 - 01:31Don't cry Liverpool will still win.
01:31 - 01:34We must end the Premier League season now.
01:34 - 01:37I have supported Manchester City all my life.
01:37 - 01:40And Oasis are way better than Blur.
01:40 - 01:42But Liverpool are 25 points ahead.
01:42 - 01:46But they could still collapse.
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, Jurgen Klopp is a fellow German.
01:48 - 01:52Yes, but he talks sense - he's not my sort of German.
01:53 - 01:54He's a very nice man...
01:56 - 01:57With excellent teeth...
01:57 - 02:00And he likes Scousers...
02:00 - 02:03What else can I say about him?
02:04 - 02:08I suspect he even supports the EU.
02:08 - 02:13The treacherous bastard.
02:14 - 02:16I bet he would even have Stalin in his team.
02:17 - 02:21Stalin was of course a very talented winger.
02:27 - 02:29He could have played for West Ham.
02:30 - 02:34He would have linked up well with Andy Carroll.
02:34 - 02:36If Carroll was not complete waste of space.
02:41 - 02:42And I am the Fuhrer.
02:43 - 02:47It's a complete lie that Herr Cummings is in charge.
02:48 - 02:53Herr Cummings is a valued advisor.
02:54 - 02:56Just like Herr Goebells
02:56 - 02:59and Herr Himmler...
03:00 - 03:02Don't cry....
03:04 - 03:07Mohammed Salah is under contract for years.
03:14 - 03:16I never thought it would come to this...
03:19 - 03:23Perhaps we should never have invaded Russia?
03:25 - 03:26Or declared war on the US?
03:31 - 03:33The war is lost.
03:40 - 03:46I was was in Waitrose this morning and there was no toilet roll.
03:46 - 03:49You think this is a problem?
03:53 - 03:56Just wait for Hard Brexit.