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Police Scotland Covid-19
The office Inspector finds out he's deploying on the street to fight Covid-19.

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00:00 - 00:03All the cops are getting sent out from office roles
00:04 - 00:05to support those in the city
00:05 - 00:07especially the south side
00:08 - 00:12Hopefully they can keep a lid on the outbreak
00:12 - 00:15and stop folk fucking about and licking each other
00:17 - 00:19Fine, and I'll stay
00:19 - 00:21in and co-ordinate the operation
00:24 - 00:26Inspector....
00:27 - 00:28The Super....
00:31 - 00:33The Super says you're to deploy on the street
00:34 - 00:36and take calls
00:53 - 00:58In this room, John, Mike, Steve. Rest of you out.
01:13 - 01:1518 YEARS SERVICE WITH TWO ON THE SHIFT
01:15 - 01:17WHY IS THAT DO YOU THINK?!
01:18 - 01:23BECAUSE THE SHIFT IS FUCKING DOGSHIT AND I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!
01:25 - 01:28Don't even have my PPE...
01:29 - 01:31MY ROLE IS CRITICAL!!
01:31 - 01:34I ORGANISE THE FUCKING SPECIAL CONSTABLES!!
01:34 - 01:37IT'S A FUCKING ORGANISATIONAL PRIORITY!
01:37 - 01:40I'M NOT GOING ON THE FUCKING STREET!
01:40 - 01:42Inspector, the Super was very clear.. You're going out...
01:42 - 01:46I don't give a fuck!! Superintendent, Supernintendo, fuck him!
01:46 - 01:48Inspector, you're getting sent out!
01:48 - 01:52Years this has taken me!
01:53 - 01:54YEARS!
01:56 - 01:57I've made this role so complicated..
01:57 - 02:00they think it actually matters a fuck!! Why don't they use..
02:00 - 02:03Whoops Planning instead, their Inspector loves it!
02:04 - 02:08He's always trying to dirty breach cunts for looking at him!
02:08 - 02:13I don't even know what a CR is nevermind how to raise one!!
02:14 - 02:16I'm having a fucking stroke here!!
02:17 - 02:21Who does this Super think he is ordering me about?! Fucking Stalin?!
02:27 - 02:29If they deploy me now...
02:30 - 02:34they'll see they can always deploy me...
02:34 - 02:36CID have dodged that bullet for years...
02:41 - 02:42Fucking right...
02:43 - 02:47I'm already shitting my fucking pants just at the thought of putting my armour on!
02:48 - 02:53I swore I'd never go back on the street to deal with those horrible bastards...
02:54 - 02:56It's a fucking skill staying
02:56 - 02:59behind a desk this long and not getting found out..
03:00 - 03:02I BROUGHT THE REST OF YOU TOO!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, you'll still be his ride...
03:14 - 03:16I get the shift are fucked...
03:19 - 03:23Atleast, if I go on the street...
03:25 - 03:26So do you.
03:31 - 03:33You can neighbour me...
03:40 - 03:46Having said that, my throats like a fucking dogs arse...
03:46 - 03:49got a bad cough....
03:53 - 03:56I'll self-isolate.