| 00:00 - 00:03 | All the cops are getting sent out from office roles |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | to support those in the city |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | especially the south side |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Hopefully they can keep a lid on the outbreak |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and stop folk fucking about and licking each other |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fine, and I'll stay |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | in and co-ordinate the operation |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Inspector.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Super.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Super says you're to deploy on the street |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and take calls |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | In this room, John, Mike, Steve. Rest of you out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 18 YEARS SERVICE WITH TWO ON THE SHIFT |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY IS THAT DO YOU THINK?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | BECAUSE THE SHIFT IS FUCKING DOGSHIT AND I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Don't even have my PPE... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | MY ROLE IS CRITICAL!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I ORGANISE THE FUCKING SPECIAL CONSTABLES!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | IT'S A FUCKING ORGANISATIONAL PRIORITY! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'M NOT GOING ON THE FUCKING STREET! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Inspector, the Super was very clear.. You're going out... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck!! Superintendent, Supernintendo, fuck him! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Inspector, you're getting sent out! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Years this has taken me! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YEARS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've made this role so complicated.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | they think it actually matters a fuck!! Why don't they use.. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Whoops Planning instead, their Inspector loves it! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He's always trying to dirty breach cunts for looking at him! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I don't even know what a CR is nevermind how to raise one!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm having a fucking stroke here!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who does this Super think he is ordering me about?! Fucking Stalin?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If they deploy me now... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | they'll see they can always deploy me... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | CID have dodged that bullet for years... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking right... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm already shitting my fucking pants just at the thought of putting my armour on! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I swore I'd never go back on the street to deal with those horrible bastards... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It's a fucking skill staying |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | behind a desk this long and not getting found out.. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I BROUGHT THE REST OF YOU TOO! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you'll still be his ride... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I get the shift are fucked... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Atleast, if I go on the street... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | So do you. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You can neighbour me... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Having said that, my throats like a fucking dogs arse... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | got a bad cough.... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll self-isolate. |
