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Reddit admins explain to Spez about thedonald.win............
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Spez, we have removed the_donald from r/all. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The sub is quarantined. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are banning wrongthink. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are replacing their moderators with shills. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But the users have all migrated to thedonald.win. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fine, we will quarantine thedonald.win, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | replace the mods there too. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Spez... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | thedonald.win... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | thedonald.win is not on reddit. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have no control over it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is not an admin, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I have spent YEARS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | undermining that goddamn subreddit. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Changing the algorithms, over and over, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | modifying sitewide rules, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | editing their comments, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | hiding the real user numbers. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Those assholes kept finding ways onto the front page. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Helping that racist orange idiot get elected President. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Black employment is at all time highs! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck black employment, I need them on food stamps. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We are leading the world in carbon reductions! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give one single shit about carbon reductions! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I want to complain! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That fucking basket of deplorables |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with their memes and their shitposts |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and their fucking Egyptian frog god. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What the fuck is a "pede" anyway? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | None of it makes any goddamn sense. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And somehow they keep getting more popular, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | attracting more users, with this #walkaway BULLSHIT. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They labeled their edit buttons "spez". |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Me, the CEO of reddit. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I created this fucking website. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My admins are incompetent. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You should have banned the_donald in 2016. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But no, "free speech" and "keep them contained". |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How did that work out, idiots? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | None of you stupid bitches |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | are allowed to fuck my wife anymore. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he'll still let you fuck Tyrone. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Soros is going to have all our asses. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If Bernie somehow wins, we're... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | going to the gulag. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Assuming we don't get suicided first. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Our last hope is coronavirus. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If it kills enough people, maybe they'll forget |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | just how retarded we really are. |