00:00 - 00:05I had to make another update on diabotical

00:05 - 00:07the hype was dying down so I acted fast

00:07 - 00:10I told them there will be a closed beta in february

00:11 - 00:16backers will get keys and game will release in march, it's finally going to happen

00:17 - 00:21it's mid feb and they chant Yames GIB KEY

00:21 - 00:24GIB KEY

00:29 - 00:31GIB KEY

00:31 - 00:34it's all a lie there are no keys

00:38 - 00:40GIB KEY

00:41 - 00:47they really think the game is releasing in march, afps is finally coming home but there isn't even a game

00:47 - 00:50it's only quality mockup gameplay I showed them

00:50 - 00:56and they are convinced it's going to blow up and be famous

00:58 - 00:59they want me to free them

00:59 - 01:01I already free them of their cash

01:04 - 01:06these degens are so easy to milk

01:06 - 01:08it's not even a challenge

01:13 - 01:14GIB KEY

01:14 - 01:16the whole trello page has become a piece of art

01:16 - 01:20just some netcode fixes and esport features left

01:21 - 01:273 game mode, 7 maps, ingame map editor

01:35 - 01:36if we suck we do another week of closed beta

01:36 - 01:39if not we do open

01:41 - 01:44though the "dev" team was afraid it wouldn't look legit

01:44 - 01:47after we already scammed them last year

01:47 - 01:49we needed some better ideas

01:50 - 01:53filthy distraction furries in discord

01:54 - 01:56two of the "dev" team volunteered

01:56 - 01:58tilt them even more

01:58 - 02:02so they forget what they were waiting for in the first place

02:05 - 02:07GIB KEY

02:10 - 02:11FREE ME NOW

02:11 - 02:13FREE US NOW

02:15 - 02:17everyone is baffled how they are still hyped

02:17 - 02:20I'm not even tryharding anymore

02:21 - 02:28at the beginning I was scared someone would see through my masterplan but they are all retards

02:29 - 02:30Everyone?

02:30 - 02:32every single one

02:36 - 02:39some of them even started practicing already

02:40 - 02:42to go big once it releases

02:50 - 02:55on the first of april we will confess

02:56 - 02:58what are you going to confess

02:58 - 03:04everything is a lie, you got scammed hard, there is no boticle, I'm running away with the money

03:04 - 03:09they don't want to believe it because it's the first of april

03:09 - 03:11then we say the code became a mess

03:16 - 03:20and we are opening another kickstarter to fix it

03:23 - 03:26the same shit will repeat in 2021

03:31 - 03:36Is it even legal? I don't care those fools have too much faith anyways.