| 00:00 - 00:05 | I had to make another update on diabotical |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the hype was dying down so I acted fast |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I told them there will be a closed beta in february |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | backers will get keys and game will release in march, it's finally going to happen |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | it's mid feb and they chant Yames GIB KEY |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | GIB KEY |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | GIB KEY |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | it's all a lie there are no keys |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | GIB KEY |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | they really think the game is releasing in march, afps is finally coming home but there isn't even a game |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | it's only quality mockup gameplay I showed them |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and they are convinced it's going to blow up and be famous |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | they want me to free them |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | I already free them of their cash |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | these degens are so easy to milk |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | it's not even a challenge |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | GIB KEY |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | the whole trello page has become a piece of art |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | just some netcode fixes and esport features left |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | 3 game mode, 7 maps, ingame map editor |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | if we suck we do another week of closed beta |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | if not we do open |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | though the "dev" team was afraid it wouldn't look legit |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | after we already scammed them last year |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | we needed some better ideas |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | filthy distraction furries in discord |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | two of the "dev" team volunteered |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | tilt them even more |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | so they forget what they were waiting for in the first place |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | GIB KEY |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | FREE ME NOW |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | FREE US NOW |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | everyone is baffled how they are still hyped |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | I'm not even tryharding anymore |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | at the beginning I was scared someone would see through my masterplan but they are all retards |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Everyone? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | every single one |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | some of them even started practicing already |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | to go big once it releases |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | on the first of april we will confess |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | what are you going to confess |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | everything is a lie, you got scammed hard, there is no boticle, I'm running away with the money |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | they don't want to believe it because it's the first of april |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | then we say the code became a mess |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | and we are opening another kickstarter to fix it |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | the same shit will repeat in 2021 |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Is it even legal? I don't care those fools have too much faith anyways. |
