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Fieldview/Tillable meeting
Hitler reacts to the farmers rising up against tillable and fieldview

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00:00 - 00:03Tillable has aquired land to sublease
00:04 - 00:05here, here,
00:05 - 00:07and here,
00:08 - 00:12Farmers will pay an extra $30/acre
00:12 - 00:15Landlords are willing to give up $20/acre
00:17 - 00:19$50/acre for doing nothing
00:19 - 00:21just easy money
00:24 - 00:26We have....
00:27 - 00:28a problem
00:31 - 00:33Farmers are rioting and canceling Fieldview
00:34 - 00:36subscriptions are down 70%
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who works on Tillable can leave the room
01:13 - 01:15What were you idiots
01:15 - 01:17doing trying to think
01:18 - 01:23renting farmland away from farmers
01:25 - 01:28was a great business model
01:29 - 01:31He has brought subleasing up
01:31 - 01:34Subleasing, what about the data
01:34 - 01:37the data is what we are after dumbass
01:37 - 01:40without the data we are nothing
01:40 - 01:42 we could shave $50/acre off the land
01:42 - 01:46Have you seen the uprising
01:46 - 01:48Farmers signed the terms of use agreement
01:48 - 01:52twitter, agtalk, facebook, farmers are pissed
01:53 - 01:54canceling subscriptions
01:56 - 01:57they paid us to take the data
01:57 - 02:00$1000 a pop
02:00 - 02:03but no, that's not enough
02:04 - 02:08you shitheads think you
02:08 - 02:13need to try to corner the farmland rental market
02:14 - 02:16now the data is gone
02:17 - 02:21along with the venture capital soon.
02:27 - 02:29How could this
02:30 - 02:34be allowed to happen?
02:34 - 02:36Think big picture
02:41 - 02:42now it's all pissed away
02:43 - 02:47Farmers have caught on to our deception
02:48 - 02:53We had them in the palm of our hands
02:54 - 02:56just a little more time
02:56 - 02:59they would be serfs to the land
03:00 - 03:02but you greedy SOB's got ahead of us
03:04 - 03:07We can raise more venture capital
03:14 - 03:16Cancel the agreement with Tillable
03:19 - 03:23reassure the farmers that their
03:25 - 03:26data is safe
03:31 - 03:33An immediate press release
03:40 - 03:46stop the bleeding and give free Fieldview subscriptions
03:46 - 03:49the farmers have won
03:53 - 03:56God save us