00:00 - 00:03Governor we are erecting barricades around capitol square
00:04 - 00:05We'll keep them confined in a small space
00:05 - 00:07As well as metal detectors set up
00:08 - 00:12And of course we told them to bring no guns
00:12 - 00:15But we fear some will bring them anyway
00:17 - 00:19Don't worry, antifa is coming
00:19 - 00:21They'll be too busy fighting with them
00:24 - 00:26Governor
00:27 - 00:28Antifa...
00:31 - 00:33Antifa is coming to the rally
00:34 - 00:36But they're siding with the pro-gun protestors
00:53 - 00:58If you own an AR-15, get out of the the room
01:13 - 01:15They're joining them?!!
01:15 - 01:17They're seriously joining them?!!
01:18 - 01:23We worked so hard to portray this as a white nationalist rally
01:25 - 01:28And antifa of all people didn't buy it?
01:29 - 01:31Is it because of that whole blackface thing?
01:31 - 01:34I should have known better than rely on them
01:34 - 01:37Always spouting their anarchist nonsense
01:37 - 01:40They're no better than the right-wing gun nuts
01:40 - 01:42Governor maybe we should just quit this gun control thing
01:42 - 01:46What?! We're politicians! We can't just quit controlling things!
01:46 - 01:48But Governor, they might start the boogaloo
01:48 - 01:52I'm so sick of hearing about this stupid boogaloo!
01:53 - 01:54It's bullshit!
01:56 - 01:57Just a bunch of memelords and rednecks
01:57 - 02:00And now the social justice biker wannabes too
02:00 - 02:03Who's next? The fucking furries?
02:04 - 02:08Fuck the NRA, fuck the GOA
02:08 - 02:13Fuck the VCDL even more
02:14 - 02:16Fuck those sanctuary county sheriffs too
02:17 - 02:21I wish I could just throw them all in prison, like Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29Bloomberg and Soros had faith in us
02:30 - 02:34They had faith we could make their gun control paradise
02:34 - 02:36That's why they funded our campaigns
02:41 - 02:42Those protestors...
02:43 - 02:47Why can't those peasants just listen to their billioniares
02:48 - 02:53When they tell them that average Americans don't need guns
02:54 - 02:56Stupid 2nd amendment
02:56 - 02:59Why can't we just be like the UK
03:00 - 03:02And ban all the pointy knives too?
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, we live in a sanctuary county
03:14 - 03:16We really fucked this one up didn't we?
03:19 - 03:2330,000 pissed off Americans marching into our capitol
03:25 - 03:26Maybe even more
03:31 - 03:33I'll be recalled for sure
03:40 - 03:46But we still have to ram these new laws through
03:46 - 03:49Or Bloomberg will have my head
03:53 - 03:56I need a fucking drink