| 00:00 - 00:03 | Governor we are erecting barricades around capitol square |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We'll keep them confined in a small space |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | As well as metal detectors set up |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And of course we told them to bring no guns |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But we fear some will bring them anyway |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry, antifa is coming |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They'll be too busy fighting with them |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Governor |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Antifa... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Antifa is coming to the rally |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But they're siding with the pro-gun protestors |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you own an AR-15, get out of the the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They're joining them?!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They're seriously joining them?!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We worked so hard to portray this as a white nationalist rally |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And antifa of all people didn't buy it? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Is it because of that whole blackface thing? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I should have known better than rely on them |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Always spouting their anarchist nonsense |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They're no better than the right-wing gun nuts |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Governor maybe we should just quit this gun control thing |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What?! We're politicians! We can't just quit controlling things! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Governor, they might start the boogaloo |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm so sick of hearing about this stupid boogaloo! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's bullshit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Just a bunch of memelords and rednecks |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And now the social justice biker wannabes too |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Who's next? The fucking furries? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Fuck the NRA, fuck the GOA |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Fuck the VCDL even more |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Fuck those sanctuary county sheriffs too |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I wish I could just throw them all in prison, like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Bloomberg and Soros had faith in us |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They had faith we could make their gun control paradise |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That's why they funded our campaigns |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Those protestors... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why can't those peasants just listen to their billioniares |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | When they tell them that average Americans don't need guns |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Stupid 2nd amendment |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why can't we just be like the UK |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And ban all the pointy knives too? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we live in a sanctuary county |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We really fucked this one up didn't we? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | 30,000 pissed off Americans marching into our capitol |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe even more |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll be recalled for sure |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But we still have to ram these new laws through |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or Bloomberg will have my head |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need a fucking drink |
