00:00 - 00:03Unfortunately sir, we have grave news for you
00:04 - 00:05This morning at 3am
00:05 - 00:07Boob Nightengale reported the following:
00:08 - 00:12"MLB expected to discipline Astros within the day...
00:12 - 00:15for allegations of sign stealing throughout the 2017 season".
00:17 - 00:19Eh, I'm not too worried about it.
00:19 - 00:21There's no way they did it in the world series
00:24 - 00:26my fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Well....
00:31 - 00:33Jeff Passan just tweeted,
00:34 - 00:36The Astros cheated in the postseason as well.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who has unironically used the phrase "Fraudman", please leave the room now.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE F***
01:15 - 01:17WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. F***
01:18 - 01:23THE DODGERS WOULD HAVE WON THAT SERIES.
01:25 - 01:28We've tried and failed for 30 years
01:29 - 01:31We lose to the Cardinals
01:31 - 01:34We lose to the METS
01:34 - 01:37We lose to the Cubs
01:37 - 01:40Then our dream team loses to CHEATERS
01:40 - 01:42Sir, there's no way to prove the Dodgers would've won
01:42 - 01:46BULLSHIT TAKE THEIR RINGS AWAY
01:46 - 01:48Sir, Yu Darvish tipped his pitches on his own
01:48 - 01:52Game 7 shouldn't have even happened!
01:53 - 01:54Game 5 is so suspicious now!
01:56 - 01:57Houston's hitters were dialed in...
01:57 - 02:00...on every pitcher's fastball that game!
02:00 - 02:03All their go-ahead HRs were on tough pitches!
02:04 - 02:08The Dodgers were grinding at bats...
02:08 - 02:13...and executed really well on offense!
02:14 - 02:16AND IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER CAUSE HOUSTON WAS CHEATING!
02:17 - 02:21And after the dust settles the Astros will still have their rings!
02:27 - 02:29This is a sad day for Dodger fans.
02:30 - 02:34A sad day for those of us that bleed blue...
02:34 - 02:36...and live and die with our boys
02:41 - 02:42Friedman should have prepared.
02:43 - 02:47EVERYONE KNEW THE ASTROS WERE DOING SOMETHING DIRTY!
02:48 - 02:53Now Kershaw's washed up!
02:54 - 02:56We failed to sign Cole or Rendon!
02:56 - 02:59Seager can't f***in stay healthy
03:00 - 03:02and Kiké's bat will JUST NEVER COME AROUND!
03:04 - 03:07He doesn't mean that he loves Kiké.
03:14 - 03:16The young kids are really talented, but..
03:19 - 03:23...that 2017 team was magical.
03:25 - 03:26Doesn't matter now.
03:31 - 03:33My baseball fanhood is over.
03:40 - 03:46MLB has allowed cheaters to corrupt their game...
03:46 - 03:49...and their only concern is still pace of play.
03:53 - 03:56I will watch soccer from now on.