| 00:00 - 00:03 | Four Days Since The Playoff Game |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Clemson is Still The Winner |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Despite Our Whimpering |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They Will Go to New Orleans |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Play For Another Championship |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But This is Not Possible |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We Were The Team of The Decade |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Lord, Manbaby |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Meyer? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We Are The Losers |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | All is Truly Lost |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Meyer, Howard, Corso and Pollack |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This Cannot Be ! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is Not Our Destiny And Dream ! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is Not What ESPN Has Promised Us, We Are The Ones Who Were to Play That Shrek Ogre |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Two Interceptions By Fields |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Roughing The Punter |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Three Field Goals, Nine Points |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Brett Veneables Sucks You In And Shuts You Down |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Buries Your Hopes, Kills Your Dreams |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The SEC Officials Hate Clemson |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Just Southern Football Powerbottom Twinkie Boys |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Who Slapped Us Around Like Zack Smith's Woman |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Now We Go Back to That Arctic Redneck Wasteland Columbus |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's Cold There |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And The Women Shop at Lane Bryant |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Getting Fatter And Fatter All Winter |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Nagging And Grousing All The Year |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I Know Why Urban Went Insane, I Know This Hell Now |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Grown Men in Jerseys, Necklaces of Nuts, Paint on Their Fat Bald Heads |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I Can Take No More of This Darkness |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I Should Leave This Purgatory of Mediocrity And Go Coach in The Big 12 |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The Soft Big 12 |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Where It's Funny When a Mascot Wagon Crashes |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And There is No Snow |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now Kirk Herbstreit is Gone |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He Slinks Off to Nashville And Shamelessly Twittertrolls Our Hillbilly Fans |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | His Boys Play For That Arch-Demon Dabo, Summoning Evil Spirits to Haunt Me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And What of That Rastafarian Clone Chase Young? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Was He Even In The Same Stadium as Trevor? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Trevor Lawrence.....The Sun God |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Yes There Are Men Like Him That Don't Work in Slag Mills |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We Have a UGA Retread.....Justin Fields |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Why Did We Not Keep Burrow, Now He Has Moved to a Swamp And Smells of Corndog |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It Could Be Worse |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We Could Be in Ann Arbor |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And We Do Have Our BEATS Headphones From LeBron |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I Can Use Them at Zoomba Class |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And Play My Nickleback Music |
