00:00 - 00:03We have about 2 days until our pit starts running over
00:04 - 00:05Maybe 1 day if it rains again
00:05 - 00:07The 590 says these fields could work
00:08 - 00:12But the neighbors are having a party this weekend
00:12 - 00:15Also, the set backs are really terrible there.
00:17 - 00:19So, how much can be spread?
00:19 - 00:21I don't want to get all set up for few gallons
00:24 - 00:26maybe 30-40%
00:27 - 00:2850 if we cheat a bit
00:31 - 00:33We could blame the applicator if we get caught
00:34 - 00:36These are the only fields to apply on?
00:53 - 00:58Our pits our running over
01:13 - 01:15Our soils are a sea of mud
01:15 - 01:17Why is the world didn't we apply more this summer?
01:18 - 01:23Now the pits are full. The applicators don't come. The ground is beginning to freeze.
01:25 - 01:28Cubicle dwellers! No one want to tank manure!
01:29 - 01:31Maybe you could tank manure
01:31 - 01:34The neighbors hate us
01:34 - 01:37The elements hate us
01:37 - 01:40The DNR hates us
01:40 - 01:42The President says he loves us
01:42 - 01:46It sure doesn't feel like it does it?
01:46 - 01:48Maybe we could ask for a waiver?
01:48 - 01:52Might as well ask for a gallows.
01:53 - 01:54They would be happy to let us hang
01:56 - 01:57I refuse to give them the pleasure
01:57 - 02:00The cows keep crapping but we can't get rid of it
02:00 - 02:03Its like the "I love Lucy" episode in the chocolate factory.
02:04 - 02:08That memory gives me PTSD.
02:08 - 02:13And I used to like Lucy.
02:14 - 02:16Farming used to be fun
02:17 - 02:21It used to be rewarding
02:27 - 02:29Now, nothing works!
02:30 - 02:34The silage is too dry. The haylage is too wet. Straw is non-existant
02:34 - 02:36And now we can't even haul it out!
02:41 - 02:42Milk futures are up.
02:43 - 02:47Margin calls daily.
02:48 - 02:53But margins are non-existant
02:54 - 02:56Like our current manure capacity
02:56 - 02:59Now we need cows that don't fart
03:00 - 03:02And cows that don't crap
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, Bossy doesn't fart.
03:14 - 03:16we've had cows that don't make money for years
03:19 - 03:23We need to lower our costs
03:25 - 03:26If we want to survive
03:31 - 03:33We need to feed the world
03:40 - 03:46There is only one thing to do
03:46 - 03:49I think the solution is clear
03:53 - 03:56Let's add another barn.