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Hitler finds out Compass is over
Filmed right after the conference call. A live look into the bunker in Berlin.

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00:00 - 00:03After some technical problems, we got connected
00:04 - 00:05to the
00:05 - 00:07Compass conference call.
00:08 - 00:12They still haven't announced any new flying
00:12 - 00:15and they keep saying "big news on the way."
00:17 - 00:19That's okay, they'll announce
00:19 - 00:21something on Friday, I'm sure.
00:24 - 00:26Mien Furer, Sir...
00:27 - 00:28TSH...
00:31 - 00:33TSH has no intention of announcing anything new
00:34 - 00:36they're just dragging us allong
00:53 - 00:58The following will stay here: Keitel, Yodel, Krebst, and Captain Mike White
01:13 - 01:15THEY SAID BIG NEWS NEXT WEEK
01:15 - 01:17Those fuckers have been stringing us along...
01:18 - 01:23For months they've been saying nothing but bullshit
01:25 - 01:28First with the Guaranteed interviews to mainline
01:29 - 01:31now we're just giving away flying
01:31 - 01:34To those bloody Mormon SS pilots
01:34 - 01:37And to think I gave up a Spirit class date
01:37 - 01:40Because I'd rather be flying that fucking school bus to ACY
01:40 - 01:42Mien Furer, Spirit is a reputable LCC Airline
01:42 - 01:46If you want to live in FLL and sweat your balls off
01:46 - 01:48Mien Furer, there's a base in Las Vegas
01:48 - 01:52If I wanted to live in Las Vegas
01:53 - 01:54I would have went to Allegiant
01:56 - 01:57and then I would be stuck
01:57 - 02:00flying drunk ass passengers
02:00 - 02:03to and from podunk airports
02:04 - 02:08Suck with old ass captains who can't fly to save their lives
02:08 - 02:13Never mind that the training department there makes pilots...
02:14 - 02:16who can't even keep the plane...
02:17 - 02:21from running off the end of a closed runway or stalling!
02:27 - 02:29But never mind Allegiant's academy
02:30 - 02:34Let's talk about my airline. Compass Airlines.
02:34 - 02:36Home of the world's most MEL'ed fleet.
02:41 - 02:42What will happen...
02:43 - 02:47when shit hits the fan and we're all furloughed at the same time
02:48 - 02:53We're all going to be stuck flying E145's for PSA with Swayne
02:54 - 02:56Or at some shitty part 135 gig
02:56 - 02:59Making shit pay without travel benefits or KCM
03:00 - 03:02I would rather be living in my mothers' garage
03:04 - 03:07It's okay. Jeff Bezos started Amazon in his garage.
03:14 - 03:16I knew I should have went to Skywest
03:19 - 03:23As soon as they closed down MSP I knew this was coming
03:25 - 03:26All is lost.
03:31 - 03:33The party is over.
03:40 - 03:46Go back to the galley and empty the liquor bin into a trash bag
03:46 - 03:49and please grab big water for me
03:53 - 03:56At least we have the snack basket.