| 00:00 - 00:03 | After some technical problems, we got connected |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | to the |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Compass conference call. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They still haven't announced any new flying |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and they keep saying "big news on the way." |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's okay, they'll announce |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | something on Friday, I'm sure. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mien Furer, Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | TSH... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | TSH has no intention of announcing anything new |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they're just dragging us allong |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following will stay here: Keitel, Yodel, Krebst, and Captain Mike White |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THEY SAID BIG NEWS NEXT WEEK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Those fuckers have been stringing us along... |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | For months they've been saying nothing but bullshit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | First with the Guaranteed interviews to mainline |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | now we're just giving away flying |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | To those bloody Mormon SS pilots |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And to think I gave up a Spirit class date |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Because I'd rather be flying that fucking school bus to ACY |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mien Furer, Spirit is a reputable LCC Airline |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | If you want to live in FLL and sweat your balls off |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mien Furer, there's a base in Las Vegas |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If I wanted to live in Las Vegas |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I would have went to Allegiant |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and then I would be stuck |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | flying drunk ass passengers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to and from podunk airports |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Suck with old ass captains who can't fly to save their lives |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Never mind that the training department there makes pilots... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | who can't even keep the plane... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | from running off the end of a closed runway or stalling! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But never mind Allegiant's academy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Let's talk about my airline. Compass Airlines. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Home of the world's most MEL'ed fleet. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What will happen... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | when shit hits the fan and we're all furloughed at the same time |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We're all going to be stuck flying E145's for PSA with Swayne |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or at some shitty part 135 gig |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Making shit pay without travel benefits or KCM |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I would rather be living in my mothers' garage |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. Jeff Bezos started Amazon in his garage. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I knew I should have went to Skywest |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | As soon as they closed down MSP I knew this was coming |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | All is lost. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The party is over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Go back to the galley and empty the liquor bin into a trash bag |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and please grab big water for me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least we have the snack basket. |
