| 00:00 - 00:03 | As per your plan |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we have replicated |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Hindu Monkey's teams exactly from |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | GW1 onwards... Ashley Barnes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | "The Barnes Train", our main weapon |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This Barnes Train... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It has been returning every week? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Barnes Train... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It was derailed. No returns. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Chris Wood was the right choice. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who thought this a foolish strategy may leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ASHLEY FUCKING BARNES?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | JUST BECAUSE HE'S AN AUSTRIAN?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU TOLD ME THIS HINDU MONKEY KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I could have replicated ScoutPick teams and done better |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HENDERSON?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WHO IS THIS DIGNE FROM EVERTON?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHY DO WE NOT HAVE LUNDSTRAM?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | EVERY FUCKING WEEK LUNDSTRAM HAULS! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the Sheffield United fans said he was a risk |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And this Monkey did not know they were full of shit?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Hindu Monkey said Lundy hardly played last year |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And yet here Lundstram is, Hauling AGAIN |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And Digne?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Every week he is scoring an OG |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Never an attacking return |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Unless it's in his own fucking net |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This Hindu Monkey has never even played this game has he?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This Monkey is making a chimp out of us |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ... his efforts are dedicated to politics only |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Clearly his cat picks his FPL team |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How could you not spot this fraud? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why did you not tell me to replicate the team of Matthew Jones? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Or FPL Heisenberg |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For fucks sake |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I could have used the autopick function on the website and gotten better results |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Lewis Dunk, Jorginho, Hanley.. all Monkey picks |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Hanley... Hanley... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | HANLEY ISN'T EVEN FUCKING FIT! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who even recommended this Monkey to you anyway? His wife? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, Hindu Monkey is still a good man |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Next thing I know you'll be telling me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have Pukki in my team |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Could you imagine.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | All those blanks... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | 6 in a row now I think... Can you imagine the disaster this would have been? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least Hindu Monkey got this right & left the Pukki Party |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Surely he did, surely. |
