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Hitler hears about deep dives
News reaches the bunker of the new plan for foundation subject inspections

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00:00 - 00:03Inspections have been happening all around this area
00:04 - 00:05They've done St Mary's
00:05 - 00:07They're at Broad Street today
00:08 - 00:12The High School was last done a week before us
00:12 - 00:15And they've had the call just this afternoon, Sir
00:17 - 00:19So in our area...
00:19 - 00:21...we're the next ones on the list?
00:24 - 00:26I'm afraid, Sir...
00:27 - 00:28...they're...
00:31 - 00:33They're looking at foundation subjects
00:34 - 00:36And they're doing deep dives.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave, except SLT... we need to meet urgently
01:13 - 01:15This cannot be happening
01:15 - 01:17We've worked at this for years.
01:18 - 01:23They'll only look at English and Maths you said
01:25 - 01:28We've aced the damned SATs at last
01:29 - 01:31And now you tell me this.
01:31 - 01:34There is nothing to see here in their 'deep dives'
01:34 - 01:37We've haven't taught Music since the 90s
01:37 - 01:40Even the history has all been about writing...
01:40 - 01:42But Sir, the interim assessment frameworks...
01:42 - 01:46Don't get me started... another disaster!
01:46 - 01:48But our writing scores are through the roof
01:48 - 01:52A clown could get writing scores up. Who cares?
01:53 - 01:54It's no use now though
01:56 - 01:57"Show me their art" they'll say
01:57 - 02:00"What have you taught them in D&T?"
02:00 - 02:03"How did you choose the order for your history topics?"
02:04 - 02:08They'll be expecting to see books and lessons and all sorts!
02:08 - 02:13And you idiots let me scrap it all to focus on the maths results
02:14 - 02:16And what good has that been for us?
02:17 - 02:21Every time we get an extra 2% the national goes up three!
02:27 - 02:29And then there's all the NQTs
02:30 - 02:34I said we should have kept some of the old guard
02:34 - 02:36Pay them UPS if we have to
02:41 - 02:42But oh no...
02:43 - 02:47Everyone said they were too expensive, so we forced them out
02:48 - 02:53And there went all our foundation subject knowledge
02:54 - 02:56Suppose you think Sally in Y3 can do it?
02:56 - 02:59Or that the idiots in the Maths team are experts in Computing?
03:00 - 03:02They can barely get their plans uploaded
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry Mary - we all hate the Google Drive
03:14 - 03:16We'll have to change afternoon lessons
03:19 - 03:23All the maths and English boosters will have to go
03:25 - 03:26We'll have to do DT.
03:31 - 03:33And French.. or maybe Latin
03:40 - 03:46Is there anyone in this building with the slightest clue about geography?
03:46 - 03:49Or will I have to drag Mark out of retirement?
03:53 - 03:56Get on the phone to Twinkl...