00:00 - 00:03We've decided
00:04 - 00:05to force our priority
00:05 - 00:07on those panty-waist "Express" carriers
00:08 - 00:12We knew they wouldn't agree willingly
00:12 - 00:15So, we just changed our software to "Fix the glitch"
00:17 - 00:19Well,
00:19 - 00:21Have they caved yet?
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Only
00:31 - 00:33Only Go-Jet folded - like a Walmart lawn chair
00:34 - 00:36Like we knew they would
00:53 - 00:58What about SkyWest and Republic?
01:13 - 01:15Those ungrateful little pricks
01:15 - 01:17We even let them ride after the "exclusive" pilots
01:18 - 01:23Who aren't even wholly owned by United
01:25 - 01:28Who the hell do they think they are?
01:29 - 01:31It's OK, we're "exclusive".
01:31 - 01:34Trans States, Air Whiskey
01:34 - 01:37Commutair, Expressjet
01:37 - 01:40All fell into line
01:40 - 01:42"Exclusive, my Fuhrer" No one else would have them
01:42 - 01:46Why won't SkyWest and Republic toe the line?
01:46 - 01:48My fuhrer. Those pilots have a backbone.
01:48 - 01:52You get out there and tell them their names will be on a list
01:53 - 01:54They'll NEVER get hired at United
01:56 - 01:57They'll be blacklisted for life
01:57 - 02:00we'll threaten to call them "scabs"
02:00 - 02:03Even though no one knows what that means anymore.
02:04 - 02:08They'll be condemned to their Barbie Jets forever.
02:08 - 02:13And, they'll never get non-rev priority on their own metal
02:14 - 02:16over our glorious vacation passes
02:17 - 02:21Now they want to start a jumpseat war - with us?
02:27 - 02:29Who the hell do they think they are?
02:30 - 02:34To dictate priority on their own jumpseats
02:34 - 02:36We've already decided that for them
02:41 - 02:42You'd think after trying this
02:43 - 02:47backhanded approach several times before
02:48 - 02:53that they would have lost their resolve
02:54 - 02:56But no, not them,
02:56 - 02:59they have doubled down
03:00 - 03:02on defying our efforts to get priority over them
03:04 - 03:07It's OK, SAPA has our back
03:14 - 03:16What happens
03:19 - 03:23when our pilots start missing work?
03:25 - 03:26How much more
03:31 - 03:33will the company must ride us to work?
03:40 - 03:46How many flights do they operate for us?
03:46 - 03:49How many commuters do we have?
03:53 - 03:56Give those little bastards what they want.