| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've decided |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | to force our priority |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | on those panty-waist "Express" carriers |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We knew they wouldn't agree willingly |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So, we just changed our software to "Fix the glitch" |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Have they caved yet? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Only |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Only Go-Jet folded - like a Walmart lawn chair |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Like we knew they would |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | What about SkyWest and Republic? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those ungrateful little pricks |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We even let them ride after the "exclusive" pilots |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who aren't even wholly owned by United |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who the hell do they think they are? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's OK, we're "exclusive". |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Trans States, Air Whiskey |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Commutair, Expressjet |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All fell into line |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | "Exclusive, my Fuhrer" No one else would have them |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Why won't SkyWest and Republic toe the line? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer. Those pilots have a backbone. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You get out there and tell them their names will be on a list |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They'll NEVER get hired at United |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They'll be blacklisted for life |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we'll threaten to call them "scabs" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Even though no one knows what that means anymore. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They'll be condemned to their Barbie Jets forever. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And, they'll never get non-rev priority on their own metal |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | over our glorious vacation passes |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now they want to start a jumpseat war - with us? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Who the hell do they think they are? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | To dictate priority on their own jumpseats |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We've already decided that for them |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You'd think after trying this |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | backhanded approach several times before |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | that they would have lost their resolve |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But no, not them, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | they have doubled down |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | on defying our efforts to get priority over them |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, SAPA has our back |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What happens |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | when our pilots start missing work? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | How much more |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | will the company must ride us to work? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | How many flights do they operate for us? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | How many commuters do we have? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Give those little bastards what they want. |
