00:00 - 00:03 | We've decided |
00:04 - 00:05 | to force our priority |
00:05 - 00:07 | on those panty-waist "Express" carriers |
00:08 - 00:12 | We knew they wouldn't agree willingly |
00:12 - 00:15 | So, we just changed our software to "Fix the glitch" |
00:17 - 00:19 | Well, |
00:19 - 00:21 | Have they caved yet? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | Only |
00:31 - 00:33 | Only Go-Jet folded - like a Walmart lawn chair |
00:34 - 00:36 | Like we knew they would |
00:53 - 00:58 | What about SkyWest and Republic? |
01:13 - 01:15 | Those ungrateful little pricks |
01:15 - 01:17 | We even let them ride after the "exclusive" pilots |
01:18 - 01:23 | Who aren't even wholly owned by United |
01:25 - 01:28 | Who the hell do they think they are? |
01:29 - 01:31 | It's OK, we're "exclusive". |
01:31 - 01:34 | Trans States, Air Whiskey |
01:34 - 01:37 | Commutair, Expressjet |
01:37 - 01:40 | All fell into line |
01:40 - 01:42 | "Exclusive, my Fuhrer" No one else would have them |
01:42 - 01:46 | Why won't SkyWest and Republic toe the line? |
01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer. Those pilots have a backbone. |
01:48 - 01:52 | You get out there and tell them their names will be on a list |
01:53 - 01:54 | They'll NEVER get hired at United |
01:56 - 01:57 | They'll be blacklisted for life |
01:57 - 02:00 | we'll threaten to call them "scabs" |
02:00 - 02:03 | Even though no one knows what that means anymore. |
02:04 - 02:08 | They'll be condemned to their Barbie Jets forever. |
02:08 - 02:13 | And, they'll never get non-rev priority on their own metal |
02:14 - 02:16 | over our glorious vacation passes |
02:17 - 02:21 | Now they want to start a jumpseat war - with us? |
02:27 - 02:29 | Who the hell do they think they are? |
02:30 - 02:34 | To dictate priority on their own jumpseats |
02:34 - 02:36 | We've already decided that for them |
02:41 - 02:42 | You'd think after trying this |
02:43 - 02:47 | backhanded approach several times before |
02:48 - 02:53 | that they would have lost their resolve |
02:54 - 02:56 | But no, not them, |
02:56 - 02:59 | they have doubled down |
03:00 - 03:02 | on defying our efforts to get priority over them |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, SAPA has our back |
03:14 - 03:16 | What happens |
03:19 - 03:23 | when our pilots start missing work? |
03:25 - 03:26 | How much more |
03:31 - 03:33 | will the company must ride us to work? |
03:40 - 03:46 | How many flights do they operate for us? |
03:46 - 03:49 | How many commuters do we have? |
03:53 - 03:56 | Give those little bastards what they want. |