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Beet Harvest 2019
The beet harvest campaign of 2019 is shaping up to be an extremely difficult harvest due to the weather, lets all hope this changes soon.

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00:00 - 00:03We've received over an inch of rain to the south
00:04 - 00:05Water is now flowing uphill
00:05 - 00:07Beets underwater here, and here
00:08 - 00:12We've ran the 4 wheeler through the ditches and busted out the shovels
00:12 - 00:15To no effect, the water keeps coming
00:17 - 00:19The rain will subside
00:19 - 00:21The ground will dry
00:24 - 00:26My Fuehrer
00:27 - 00:28Winter
00:31 - 00:33Winter is coming
00:34 - 00:36The beets may freeze indefinitely
00:53 - 00:58Truck drivers, Pull tractor operators and topper men please leave the room
01:13 - 01:15You are hired men
01:15 - 01:17We must get these beets out of the ground
01:18 - 01:23We will run in the mud through both water and snow
01:25 - 01:28We will buy one of those beet carts if we must
01:29 - 01:31Finally the drivers will quit their bitching
01:31 - 01:34Their engines are getting hot?
01:34 - 01:37No shit, they drive into every ditch they can find
01:37 - 01:40God created autosteer so you pussies could run in the mud
01:40 - 01:42The mud is very hard on the lifter and I am affraid we will start breaking things
01:42 - 01:46Breaking the goddamn paddleshaft is not my concern Randy, its yours
01:46 - 01:48The lifter cannot handle that amount of mud
01:48 - 01:52do not speak to me of mud Randy, what do you think this is my first campaign?
01:53 - 01:54I was born in the mud
01:56 - 01:57I started with a 4 row Heston
01:57 - 02:00No fancy row finder to keep you on the row
02:00 - 02:03Burning belts left and right
02:04 - 02:08Goddamn piece of shit ferris wheel breaking all the time
02:08 - 02:13Tandem Axle gas burning trucks, manifolds glowing cherry fucking red
02:14 - 02:16Nothing but ropes and chains
02:17 - 02:21We pull you lazy asses across the field with a safe-t-pull
02:27 - 02:29We must get the beets out of the ground
02:30 - 02:34Our livelihoods depend on it
02:34 - 02:36Do you not understand?
02:41 - 02:42Bomb cyclone this spring
02:43 - 02:47Heavy torrential rains over the 4th of July
02:48 - 02:53High VOM and low falling numbers in a wheat crop that refused to mature
02:54 - 02:56an ongoing trade war
02:56 - 02:59And now this shit, are you fucking kidding me?
03:00 - 03:02to top it off Randy's wife told me this morning she loves the snow
03:04 - 03:07Oh dear, why would you say that to the boss?
03:14 - 03:16Maybe, perhaps the world will not end
03:19 - 03:23Maybe we leave the beets in the ground
03:25 - 03:26Collect the insurance
03:31 - 03:33Definitely cut Randy's winter hours
03:40 - 03:46If somehow, we can control our expenses wherever we can
03:46 - 03:49maybe just maybe, we can farm again in 2020
03:53 - 03:56Who brought the beer?