| 00:00 - 00:03 | What's my weekend plans? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You have Fred Paprin's party |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Google Maps found his address |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | In normal traffic, it would take one hour by car. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Even taking Soviet snipers into account |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fred is my dearest friend. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We grew up together in Great Neck |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Fred Paprin |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Paprin has been saying Trump is another Hitler |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and that Putin is a fascist |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody out. Erdogan, Conway, Pelosi...stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is Fred thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How could he say Trump is a fascist? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Doesn't he know the definition of a fascist? |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | Did he ever read Arendt? (weeping) |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Mass movement, Expansionism, Terror |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Terror, torture...Trump? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Trump is a softy! He talks to everyone! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He's fucking pulling troops out of Syria and Afghanistan |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Trump says he has great wisdom |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Big fucking deal; even that Jew Jucovy claims he's smart |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Paprin says Jucovy is a Putin agent |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Has Fred lost it? Trump is Hitler, Jucovy a Russian spy, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | i want you to call Fred up |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | put him on the phone |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and send a squad to bring him here |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'm not going to his birthday party any more |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Let him try to get through the Soviet lines |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He hates the Russians anyway |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Blames everything on them |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Says Putin's a monster and is another Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And throw out the present I bought |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If he thinks he deserves a birthday gift he's crazy |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I paid a fortune for that present. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But I don't care |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It was an original copy of the US Constitution |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Fred loves it more than life itself |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He even started a charity to educate |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | people about it on Facebook |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What a bloody fool. [weeping) |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I gave to that charity...you did too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't believe our friendship is over |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's impossible for it to continue |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I have my pride |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I was the greatest dictator ever |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | No one, not Trump or Putin can compare |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Put Paprin on trial and make sure he is convicted |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | First degree violation of Godwin's Law |
