00:00 - 00:03The situation is bad
00:04 - 00:05Faculty are leaving NUS
00:05 - 00:07Organisation Excellence is failing
00:08 - 00:12Our student enrollment is down and
00:12 - 00:15current students are perverts getting caught here
00:17 - 00:19But I'm sure that our
00:19 - 00:21ranking will increase
00:24 - 00:26Provost
00:27 - 00:28Tsinghua...
00:31 - 00:33Tsinghua and Peking are better than us now
00:34 - 00:36And NTU is catching up fast
00:53 - 00:58All those who didn't apply for jobs elsewhere...Stay
01:13 - 01:15YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
01:15 - 01:17I GAVE UP BERKELEY FOR THIS
01:18 - 01:23MY PLANS ARE SUPPOSED TO WORK
01:25 - 01:28so I can become NUS president
01:29 - 01:31what is wrong with people here?
01:31 - 01:34I throw money at them with the PYP scheme
01:34 - 01:37I remade the admin the way I made it in Berkeley
01:37 - 01:40I got a Nobel winner to work here
01:40 - 01:42But he still holds a position in Manchester
01:42 - 01:46IT DOESN'T MATTER HE SPENDS FOUR MONTHS HERE
01:46 - 01:48but he's here and doesn't teach
01:48 - 01:52TEACHING DOESN'T MATTER we get his h-index for rankings
01:53 - 01:54we're supposed to be top 10
01:56 - 01:57Why can't people here see
01:57 - 02:00I'm helping NUS improve
02:00 - 02:03so that I can be president?
02:04 - 02:08So what if I make HR shift goal posts for
02:08 - 02:13promotion and tenure
02:14 - 02:16I want the best of the best to come
02:17 - 02:21by MY standards and not by "experts"
02:27 - 02:29And this student molest voyeur bull shit
02:30 - 02:34why must they be so Woke
02:34 - 02:36And because of that UTown town hall
02:41 - 02:42I have to budget for
02:43 - 02:47cameras and security and counselling
02:48 - 02:53when I could spend it on a PYP
02:54 - 02:56And all the admin staff quitting
02:56 - 02:59don't they know I'm doing them a favor
03:00 - 03:02by giving them more work and not firing them?
03:04 - 03:07We now have to learn IT support on top of filing TRAC
03:14 - 03:16There goes my fat bonus
03:19 - 03:23I blame the media.
03:25 - 03:26Let's sue them again
03:31 - 03:33Corp comms - do it
03:40 - 03:46I have to show everyone it's not my fault
03:46 - 03:49give more town halls and personally boost morale
03:53 - 03:56And blame the deans