| 00:00 - 00:03 | The allies have captured or destroyed our fields, sir. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Feeding our forces will be tough. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Allied bombers destroyed Carl's |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Corn, Bob's boars and all the |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | RWG potato patches. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What's the big deal? Hand out |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the hoes and get the troops on farming. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uh...sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Hoes.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Hoes have been removed |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and farming is done in planters in A18. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You idiots in the back. You smell like dirty crepes. Leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Boxes?! Fucking planter boxes?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What is this? Minecraft?!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ....MY IMMERSION... *muffled screams, bated breaths* |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | *still muffled* ...NITRATE? ....MEAT? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | *sobs* ...FLOWER GARDENS.... *consoles* |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How does one call oneself |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | a fun pimp if there are no fun hoes!? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Was it really that broken before?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we tried explaining it to the noobs and... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | To hell with the noobs! They deserve to starve! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they were eating their underwear. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They don't know anything, not even marking the map! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Communing with nature is |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | essential for me to keep my |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | calm, rational and composed demeanor. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You know my painting career never took off! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | *muffled screams* ...FLOWERS THAT LOOK LIKE LADY PARTS.... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | *still muffled* ...PICASSO...NOT EVEN A FACE! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This is why the Gupta empire collapsed! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now they're standing in line for beets with Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I swear that was the chair. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This really hurts me, it hurts me inside! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And my back! Carrying all these components! |
| 02:37 - 02:42 | *worried glance about wild spawns* *SHHH NOT NOW* Everything. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Every single thing I liked about this game |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | is being removed and changed by these assholes. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Remember when we had to survive? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Remember when we used to die? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All gone in the name of more sales! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | *waaaaaaah* It's ok, we'll still die sometimes. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't mean to fly off the handle, but |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | these sycophants telling me to wait and test before opining |
| 03:23 - 03:25 | are just pissing me off. |
| 03:25 - 03:33 | *(Who? Me? You? I dunno. Shut up! He's gonna kill us!)* Seriously, though. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just want some of the challenge to remain, some survival aspects in game. |
| 03:46 - 03:50 | It's turning into something other than what I fell in love with. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least there are still some wild zombies, amirite?! |
