00:00 - 00:03The allies have captured or destroyed our fields, sir.
00:04 - 00:05Feeding our forces will be tough.
00:05 - 00:07Allied bombers destroyed Carl's
00:08 - 00:12Corn, Bob's boars and all the
00:12 - 00:15RWG potato patches.
00:17 - 00:19What's the big deal? Hand out
00:19 - 00:21the hoes and get the troops on farming.
00:24 - 00:26 Uh...sir...
00:27 - 00:28Hoes....
00:31 - 00:33Hoes have been removed
00:34 - 00:36and farming is done in planters in A18.
00:53 - 00:58You idiots in the back. You smell like dirty crepes. Leave.
01:13 - 01:15Boxes?! Fucking planter boxes?!?!
01:15 - 01:17What is this? Minecraft?!?!
01:18 - 01:23....MY IMMERSION... *muffled screams, bated breaths*
01:25 - 01:28*still muffled* ...NITRATE? ....MEAT?
01:29 - 01:31*sobs* ...FLOWER GARDENS.... *consoles*
01:31 - 01:34How does one call oneself
01:34 - 01:37a fun pimp if there are no fun hoes!?
01:37 - 01:40Was it really that broken before?!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, we tried explaining it to the noobs and...
01:42 - 01:46To hell with the noobs! They deserve to starve!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, they were eating their underwear.
01:48 - 01:52They don't know anything, not even marking the map!
01:53 - 01:54Communing with nature is
01:56 - 01:57essential for me to keep my
01:57 - 02:00calm, rational and composed demeanor.
02:00 - 02:03You know my painting career never took off!
02:04 - 02:08*muffled screams* ...FLOWERS THAT LOOK LIKE LADY PARTS....
02:08 - 02:13*still muffled* ...PICASSO...NOT EVEN A FACE!
02:14 - 02:16This is why the Gupta empire collapsed!
02:17 - 02:21Now they're standing in line for beets with Stalin.
02:27 - 02:29I swear that was the chair.
02:30 - 02:34This really hurts me, it hurts me inside!
02:34 - 02:36And my back! Carrying all these components!
02:37 - 02:42*worried glance about wild spawns* *SHHH NOT NOW* Everything.
02:43 - 02:47Every single thing I liked about this game
02:48 - 02:53is being removed and changed by these assholes.
02:54 - 02:56Remember when we had to survive?
02:56 - 02:59Remember when we used to die?
03:00 - 03:02All gone in the name of more sales!
03:04 - 03:07*waaaaaaah* It's ok, we'll still die sometimes.
03:14 - 03:16I don't mean to fly off the handle, but
03:19 - 03:23these sycophants telling me to wait and test before opining
03:23 - 03:25are just pissing me off.
03:25 - 03:33*(Who? Me? You? I dunno. Shut up! He's gonna kill us!)* Seriously, though.
03:40 - 03:46I just want some of the challenge to remain, some survival aspects in game.
03:46 - 03:50It's turning into something other than what I fell in love with.
03:53 - 03:56At least there are still some wild zombies, amirite?!