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Farm boxes
The allies have captured or destroyed our fields, sir. Feeding our forces will be tough. Allied bombers destroyed Carl's Corn, Bob's boars and all the RWG potato patches. What's the big deal? Hand out

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00:00 - 00:03The allies have captured or destroyed our fields, sir.
00:04 - 00:05Feeding our forces will be tough.
00:05 - 00:07Allied bombers destroyed Carl's
00:08 - 00:12Corn, Bob's boars and all the
00:12 - 00:15RWG potato patches.
00:17 - 00:19What's the big deal? Hand out
00:19 - 00:21the hoes and get the troops on farming.
00:24 - 00:26 Uh...sir...
00:27 - 00:28Hoes....
00:31 - 00:33Hoes have been removed
00:34 - 00:36and farming is done in planters in A18.
00:53 - 00:58You idiots in the back. You smell like dirty crepes. Leave.
01:13 - 01:15Boxes?! Fucking planter boxes?!?!
01:15 - 01:17What is this? Minecraft?!?!
01:18 - 01:23....MY IMMERSION... *muffled screams, bated breaths*
01:25 - 01:28*still muffled* ...NITRATE? ....MEAT?
01:29 - 01:31*sobs* ...FLOWER GARDENS.... *consoles*
01:31 - 01:34How does one call oneself
01:34 - 01:37a fun pimp if there are no fun hoes!?
01:37 - 01:40Was it really that broken before?!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, we tried explaining it to the noobs and...
01:42 - 01:46To hell with the noobs! They deserve to starve!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, they were eating their underwear.
01:48 - 01:52They don't know anything, not even marking the map!
01:53 - 01:54Communing with nature is
01:56 - 01:57essential for me to keep my
01:57 - 02:00calm, rational and composed demeanor.
02:00 - 02:03You know my painting career never took off!
02:04 - 02:08*muffled screams* ...FLOWERS THAT LOOK LIKE LADY PARTS....
02:08 - 02:13*still muffled* ...PICASSO...NOT EVEN A FACE!
02:14 - 02:16This is why the Gupta empire collapsed!
02:17 - 02:21Now they're standing in line for beets with Stalin.
02:27 - 02:29I swear that was the chair.
02:30 - 02:34This really hurts me, it hurts me inside!
02:34 - 02:36And my back! Carrying all these components!
02:37 - 02:42*worried glance about wild spawns* *SHHH NOT NOW* Everything.
02:43 - 02:47Every single thing I liked about this game
02:48 - 02:53is being removed and changed by these assholes.
02:54 - 02:56Remember when we had to survive?
02:56 - 02:59Remember when we used to die?
03:00 - 03:02All gone in the name of more sales!
03:04 - 03:07*waaaaaaah* It's ok, we'll still die sometimes.
03:14 - 03:16I don't mean to fly off the handle, but
03:19 - 03:23these sycophants telling me to wait and test before opining
03:23 - 03:25are just pissing me off.
03:25 - 03:33*(Who? Me? You? I dunno. Shut up! He's gonna kill us!)* Seriously, though.
03:40 - 03:46I just want some of the challenge to remain, some survival aspects in game.
03:46 - 03:50It's turning into something other than what I fell in love with.
03:53 - 03:56At least there are still some wild zombies, amirite?!