| 00:00 - 00:05 | (Kim Jong-Thew gives applause) |
| 00:05 - 00:10 | (Chorch and Cum Pooper weep for the supreme leader) |
| 00:10 - 00:13 | (The Bush holds his apprentice in high regard, feeling a mixture of pride and honor) |
| 00:14 - 00:17 | I am proud to say the lay off has been an overwhelming success |
| 00:18 - 00:24 | Management has suffered few casualties and remains strong in our goal to fuck the unions. |
| 00:24 - 00:29 | We have cut enough jobs that I can begin buying brand name cheezies |
| 00:30 - 00:34 | Kent Yari Geoff Mikey proclaim their love for the supreme leader! |
| 00:37 - 00:41 | (Volaria stares with passion) |
| 00:41 - 00:45 | (Holeshack stares with jealousy) |
| 00:47 - 00:52 | Your summer holidays will be disrupted |
| 00:52 - 00:56 | Your coworkers will be displaced |
| 00:56 - 00:59 | But fear not I will shoulder no blame |
| 01:00 - 01:09 | Soon Atlas will appoint me CEO and together we will kill more fish! |
