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00:00 - 00:03All Jenkins builds are running optimally
00:04 - 00:05Production is stable
00:05 - 00:07Users are entering via this entrance
00:08 - 00:12We're expecting to reach hypergrowth soon
00:12 - 00:15Sales team is working their ass off
00:17 - 00:19Tell me about OKRs
00:19 - 00:21It's middle of the quarter after all
00:24 - 00:26Taso...
00:27 - 00:28OKRs...
00:31 - 00:33Didn't even exceed 10%...
00:33 - 00:36But you said our plans should be ambitions
00:53 - 00:58PMs, TLs, EMs... stay
01:13 - 01:15This is fucking pathetic!
01:15 - 01:17We've been copying huge corporations
01:18 - 01:23Should've worked the same way
01:25 - 01:28Fucking developers from eastern Europe are slacking!
01:29 - 01:31"Can't fire all of us" they say
01:31 - 01:34Fucking get rid of all of them
01:34 - 01:37Why can't they work for half the wage of a decent man?
01:37 - 01:40That's why we fucking hire them
01:40 - 01:42Taso, you cut down all the expenses...
01:42 - 01:46I need my fucking yacht to rest
01:46 - 01:48Taso, but you don't even use it...
01:48 - 01:52What do you fucking care, you'll go right away to clean it
01:52 - 01:55Why do I have to do everything on my own?
01:56 - 01:57You work for fame, not for money
01:57 - 02:00That's why Breanden left, fucking 'co-founder'
02:00 - 02:03Shit is what he's going to get, nothing more
02:04 - 02:08I'll fucking hit him so hard with a warrant that he'll shit himself
02:08 - 02:13Must've been his girlfriend, she meddled with this...
02:14 - 02:16Where did the American Way of Thinking go?
02:17 - 02:21Small talk, pointless meetings, shout outs...
02:27 - 02:29I've had enough
02:30 - 02:34I don't even read your emails anymore...
02:34 - 02:36Because I fucking don't understand them
02:41 - 02:42Russian English
02:43 - 02:47Can't you learn the language of kings?
02:48 - 02:53It's not that hard
02:54 - 02:56I spend countless hours on Glassdoor
02:56 - 02:59Fixing real reviews
03:00 - 03:02Because they're fucking criticizing us
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, reviews are anonymous
03:14 - 03:16We used to be strong...
03:19 - 03:23Small company, I could've fired anyone
03:25 - 03:26Now... that's gone
03:31 - 03:33I have to listen to HR
03:40 - 03:46But at least I'm the Founder now
03:46 - 03:49Not some fucking 'co-founder'
03:53 - 03:56\m/