00:00 - 00:03...but he had fun in the strip club anyway

00:04 - 00:05And the apartment was central

00:05 - 00:07Our host kept saying "Looking please"

00:08 - 00:12Which we found very funny but yeah...

00:12 - 00:15That was basically our Budapest Trip 2019

00:17 - 00:19You seem to have left out

00:19 - 00:21the part about the Boat Party

00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer...

00:27 - 00:28We didn't...

00:31 - 00:33We didn't attend the Boat Party this time

00:34 - 00:36Because Tom was way too wasted

00:53 - 00:58Leave if you are not a "Buda" mother fucking "Bumboy"

01:13 - 01:15You were meant to go!

01:15 - 01:17To the fucking Boat Party this time!

01:18 - 01:23And now you tell me one of you were too fucking wasted!

01:25 - 01:28You printed stickers with faces on...

01:29 - 01:31Putting them on lamposts!

01:31 - 01:34In your stupid fucking stag-do T-shirts!

01:34 - 01:37But you're telling me you let Tom drink too much

01:37 - 01:40And you couldn't get on the fucking boat?!?

01:40 - 01:42He had many, many Cuba Libres beforehand

01:42 - 01:46Cuba Libres! They're a fucking girls drink!

01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer, we gave him beer to sober him up

01:48 - 01:52Beer will only make someone more fucking drunk!

01:53 - 01:54Use water!

01:56 - 01:57Water makes you more hydrated

01:57 - 02:00Which can help them feel better

02:00 - 02:03But more alcohol will only make someone more drunk!

02:04 - 02:08I brought you here to tell me about your trip

02:08 - 02:13But now I wish I had stayed at home and wanked myself into a coma!

02:14 - 02:16I swear to the fucking God above

02:17 - 02:21I would rather hang around with Tom Powell than you little bitches!

02:27 - 02:29Just tell me one thing now...

02:30 - 02:34Tell me this before I fucking kill myself

02:34 - 02:36When he spent £400 in the strip club...

02:41 - 02:42Tell me...

02:43 - 02:47Did he at least get to lick an arsehole or whip someone with a fucking belt?!

02:48 - 02:53In fact, I don't even want you wastemen to speak

02:54 - 02:56You are just a fucking waste of time

02:56 - 02:59Tom Powell would have been on that boat party!

03:00 - 03:02Even Andy Smeathers would have made it to the boat

03:04 - 03:07It's ok, he did get to lick my arsehole

03:14 - 03:16At least you went to the ruin bars right?

03:19 - 03:23And the baths, at least you visited the baths?

03:25 - 03:26Looking please

03:31 - 03:33Looking, please...

03:40 - 03:46Don't ever tell about your fucking trips away together ever again

03:46 - 03:49Or i'll gas you all.

03:53 - 03:56Cuba fucking Libres...