| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...but he had fun in the strip club anyway |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And the apartment was central |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our host kept saying "Looking please" |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Which we found very funny but yeah... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | That was basically our Budapest Trip 2019 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You seem to have left out |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the part about the Boat Party |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We didn't... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We didn't attend the Boat Party this time |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Because Tom was way too wasted |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave if you are not a "Buda" mother fucking "Bumboy" |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You were meant to go! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | To the fucking Boat Party this time! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And now you tell me one of you were too fucking wasted! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You printed stickers with faces on... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Putting them on lamposts! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | In your stupid fucking stag-do T-shirts! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But you're telling me you let Tom drink too much |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And you couldn't get on the fucking boat?!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He had many, many Cuba Libres beforehand |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Cuba Libres! They're a fucking girls drink! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, we gave him beer to sober him up |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Beer will only make someone more fucking drunk! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Use water! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Water makes you more hydrated |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Which can help them feel better |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But more alcohol will only make someone more drunk! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I brought you here to tell me about your trip |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But now I wish I had stayed at home and wanked myself into a coma! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I swear to the fucking God above |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I would rather hang around with Tom Powell than you little bitches! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Just tell me one thing now... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Tell me this before I fucking kill myself |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | When he spent £400 in the strip club... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Tell me... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Did he at least get to lick an arsehole or whip someone with a fucking belt?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | In fact, I don't even want you wastemen to speak |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You are just a fucking waste of time |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Tom Powell would have been on that boat party! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even Andy Smeathers would have made it to the boat |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, he did get to lick my arsehole |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least you went to the ruin bars right? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And the baths, at least you visited the baths? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Looking please |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Looking, please... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Don't ever tell about your fucking trips away together ever again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or i'll gas you all. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Cuba fucking Libres... |
