00:00 - 00:03...but he had fun in the strip club anyway
00:04 - 00:05And the apartment was central
00:05 - 00:07Our host kept saying "Looking please"
00:08 - 00:12Which we found very funny but yeah...
00:12 - 00:15That was basically our Budapest Trip 2019
00:17 - 00:19You seem to have left out
00:19 - 00:21the part about the Boat Party
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28We didn't...
00:31 - 00:33We didn't attend the Boat Party this time
00:34 - 00:36Because Tom was way too wasted
00:53 - 00:58Leave if you are not a "Buda" mother fucking "Bumboy"
01:13 - 01:15You were meant to go!
01:15 - 01:17To the fucking Boat Party this time!
01:18 - 01:23And now you tell me one of you were too fucking wasted!
01:25 - 01:28You printed stickers with faces on...
01:29 - 01:31Putting them on lamposts!
01:31 - 01:34In your stupid fucking stag-do T-shirts!
01:34 - 01:37But you're telling me you let Tom drink too much
01:37 - 01:40And you couldn't get on the fucking boat?!?
01:40 - 01:42He had many, many Cuba Libres beforehand
01:42 - 01:46Cuba Libres! They're a fucking girls drink!
01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer, we gave him beer to sober him up
01:48 - 01:52Beer will only make someone more fucking drunk!
01:53 - 01:54Use water!
01:56 - 01:57Water makes you more hydrated
01:57 - 02:00Which can help them feel better
02:00 - 02:03But more alcohol will only make someone more drunk!
02:04 - 02:08I brought you here to tell me about your trip
02:08 - 02:13But now I wish I had stayed at home and wanked myself into a coma!
02:14 - 02:16I swear to the fucking God above
02:17 - 02:21I would rather hang around with Tom Powell than you little bitches!
02:27 - 02:29Just tell me one thing now...
02:30 - 02:34Tell me this before I fucking kill myself
02:34 - 02:36When he spent £400 in the strip club...
02:41 - 02:42Tell me...
02:43 - 02:47Did he at least get to lick an arsehole or whip someone with a fucking belt?!
02:48 - 02:53In fact, I don't even want you wastemen to speak
02:54 - 02:56You are just a fucking waste of time
02:56 - 02:59Tom Powell would have been on that boat party!
03:00 - 03:02Even Andy Smeathers would have made it to the boat
03:04 - 03:07It's ok, he did get to lick my arsehole
03:14 - 03:16At least you went to the ruin bars right?
03:19 - 03:23And the baths, at least you visited the baths?
03:25 - 03:26Looking please
03:31 - 03:33Looking, please...
03:40 - 03:46Don't ever tell about your fucking trips away together ever again
03:46 - 03:49Or i'll gas you all.
03:53 - 03:56Cuba fucking Libres...