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spain gets slayed in paris
this is a summary of the year 2019 i guess, very summed up without any transitions, it didnt all happen this suddenly

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00:00 - 00:03we have big chances of taking Paris,
00:04 - 00:05if we bring enough soldiers...
00:05 - 00:07we can easily enter the city
00:08 - 00:12this important operation has been planned for weeks, we just need to rush inside
00:12 - 00:15and for that basically we need to bring everyone to the battlefield
00:17 - 00:19so from what i see in this map
00:19 - 00:21we'll meet with the dutch arriving from the north
00:24 - 00:26kholas...........
00:27 - 00:28the dutch..........
00:31 - 00:33the dutch told us they're retreating from battle
00:34 - 00:36we are doing this alone, emperor kholas
00:53 - 00:58i must talk with edu, capitan, poet and gaucelin
01:13 - 01:15HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE, THE FUCKING DUTCH
01:15 - 01:17WE NEEDED THOSE FUCKING HERETIC REBELS TO COME
01:18 - 01:23AND NOW WHAT, WITH THIS ARMY FULL OF RETARDS, DID I SAY ARMY, lolno
01:25 - 01:28not even half of those dudes out there are even spanish
01:29 - 01:31we're the only fools who are active
01:31 - 01:34im tired of this shit and the fucking lazy rebels
01:34 - 01:37when i see them again they will regret leaving us alone
01:37 - 01:40now we're fucking dead as we march to paris for fuck sake
01:40 - 01:42kholas we're balanced we can still win xDxdXD
01:42 - 01:46are you stupid it's less than 10 of us against like 30 wild baguettes
01:46 - 01:48but kholas we're the gods of being outnumbered
01:48 - 01:52and they're the gods of raping us spawning pikemen everywhere
01:53 - 01:54VIVA ESPAÑA
01:56 - 01:57there's one thing we can do at this point
01:57 - 02:00but we will look like idiots although it will work
02:00 - 02:03BUT WHAT WILL IT BE FOR, PARIS IS LOST ALREADY
02:04 - 02:08AND THE FUCKING DUTCH PREFERED RAIDING SOME JAPANESE INSTEAD OF BEING HERE
02:08 - 02:13WHAT KIND OF BAD JOKE IS THIS, LOSING A CITY TO GET RAPED BY A HAND OF FUCKING CRINGEY WEABOOS
02:14 - 02:16if only genoa could've been here with us at this moment
02:17 - 02:21all we can do is wave our flag across the battlefield and retreat too at this point
02:27 - 02:29we will actually do that to be honest...
02:30 - 02:34it will still be better than dying without any sense to those baguettes
02:34 - 02:36fucking baguettes they reproduce like rabbits
02:41 - 02:42all of you, YOU BETTER NOT FAIL
02:43 - 02:47YOU BETTER NOT TRY TO BE A HERO OR I WILL BE THE ONE WHO CUTS YOUR EGGS MYSELF I SWEAR IT
02:48 - 02:53i will retire from this dead group since nobody has a brain bigger than my fist nowadays
02:54 - 02:56i will probably fool around casus belli
02:56 - 02:59and there wont be any french retard who will stop me in that genre
03:00 - 03:02all because of this stupid ass war and the inactivity
03:04 - 03:07dont cry we will be spain in casus belli too like always
03:14 - 03:16not gonna lie, we will start as a revolt
03:19 - 03:23there's a dude who verified a spain before i could, we're probably die there too
03:25 - 03:26but i guess its better
03:31 - 03:33better than dying to some french retards i mean
03:40 - 03:46i guess that i should've became a barista in a cafe group, or a hotel worker probably, less stress for sure
03:46 - 03:49im sure that one day i will find ageon again
03:53 - 03:56and we will destroy his little ass