| 00:00 - 00:03 | we have big chances of taking Paris, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | if we bring enough soldiers... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we can easily enter the city |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | this important operation has been planned for weeks, we just need to rush inside |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and for that basically we need to bring everyone to the battlefield |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | so from what i see in this map |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we'll meet with the dutch arriving from the north |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | kholas........... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the dutch.......... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the dutch told us they're retreating from battle |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we are doing this alone, emperor kholas |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | i must talk with edu, capitan, poet and gaucelin |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE, THE FUCKING DUTCH |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE NEEDED THOSE FUCKING HERETIC REBELS TO COME |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND NOW WHAT, WITH THIS ARMY FULL OF RETARDS, DID I SAY ARMY, lolno |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | not even half of those dudes out there are even spanish |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | we're the only fools who are active |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | im tired of this shit and the fucking lazy rebels |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | when i see them again they will regret leaving us alone |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | now we're fucking dead as we march to paris for fuck sake |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | kholas we're balanced we can still win xDxdXD |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | are you stupid it's less than 10 of us against like 30 wild baguettes |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but kholas we're the gods of being outnumbered |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | and they're the gods of raping us spawning pikemen everywhere |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | VIVA ESPAÑA |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | there's one thing we can do at this point |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | but we will look like idiots although it will work |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | BUT WHAT WILL IT BE FOR, PARIS IS LOST ALREADY |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND THE FUCKING DUTCH PREFERED RAIDING SOME JAPANESE INSTEAD OF BEING HERE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WHAT KIND OF BAD JOKE IS THIS, LOSING A CITY TO GET RAPED BY A HAND OF FUCKING CRINGEY WEABOOS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | if only genoa could've been here with us at this moment |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | all we can do is wave our flag across the battlefield and retreat too at this point |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | we will actually do that to be honest... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | it will still be better than dying without any sense to those baguettes |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | fucking baguettes they reproduce like rabbits |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | all of you, YOU BETTER NOT FAIL |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | YOU BETTER NOT TRY TO BE A HERO OR I WILL BE THE ONE WHO CUTS YOUR EGGS MYSELF I SWEAR IT |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | i will retire from this dead group since nobody has a brain bigger than my fist nowadays |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | i will probably fool around casus belli |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and there wont be any french retard who will stop me in that genre |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | all because of this stupid ass war and the inactivity |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | dont cry we will be spain in casus belli too like always |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | not gonna lie, we will start as a revolt |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | there's a dude who verified a spain before i could, we're probably die there too |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | but i guess its better |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | better than dying to some french retards i mean |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | i guess that i should've became a barista in a cafe group, or a hotel worker probably, less stress for sure |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | im sure that one day i will find ageon again |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and we will destroy his little ass |
