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PENG LOSES HIS VIRGINITY
qing is not china and never will be ???? What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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00:00 - 00:03Tibetan Troops have taken the village
00:04 - 00:05Also They're playing hava nagila
00:05 - 00:07Ichiros Troops have decided to bush camp here and here
00:08 - 00:12Imperial Guards are being buttfucked by The Tibetan levies at the Fields
00:12 - 00:15And at the right flank,Caaceres and Zippo is picking us off!
00:17 - 00:19Okay, lets send ichiro and pompeii to kill the Mexican sombrero man...
00:19 - 00:21and then have Texaswalker go left with the others
00:24 - 00:26Emperor Peng,
00:27 - 00:28The others were
00:31 - 00:33they were raped by godiro
00:34 - 00:36right now they are being "spawntrapped" according to HiQing...
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave, except for bigfrench, fopper, Katsumoto, WEIRDITIOTMAN, and william
01:13 - 01:15THE FUCK IS THIS LOL
01:15 - 01:17 HOW ARE WE LOSING TO TIBET
01:18 - 01:23WE ARE GOING TO LOSE TO SOME ISRAELI JEW PRAISING "ELITE GAMERS" AND GET ASSFUCKED IN RETURN?
01:25 - 01:28MAYBE I NEED SOME BETTER FIGHTERS --discipline--
01:29 - 01:31BUT NEN HAS TO RECRUIT BOB
01:31 - 01:34THIS RETARD IS GOING TO PROVE A POINT THAT I CANT WIN A WAR
01:34 - 01:37AND IM GONNA BE DOMINATED BY SARDINIA
01:37 - 01:40WITH THE KOREANS DESERTING ME...
01:40 - 01:42Emperor, we still have some Filipinos at our disposal.....
01:42 - 01:46FILIPINOS WONT MAKE ME WIN A WAR THEY RAPE LECHON PORK... **lol in background**
01:46 - 01:48Emperor, we can go to the GRP and mass recruit more..
01:48 - 01:52I'D RATHER WATCH LANDA CIRCUMCISE ME THAN RECRUIT NOW!!!
01:53 - 01:54WITH THE TIBETANS CLOSING IN ON PEKING
01:56 - 01:57 BIG, HOW SIMPLE IT IS
01:57 - 02:00TO TEACH THESE RETARDS HOW TO EFFECTIVELY SHOOT
02:00 - 02:03BUT NOW WE ARE SHITTING ALL OVER OURSELVES
02:04 - 02:08I DIDNT WANT THIS WAR IN THE FIRST PLACE
02:08 - 02:13BUT TIBET HAD TO RESIST
02:14 - 02:16HOW GOD DAMN HARD IS IT TO COCKBLOCK TIBETANS
02:17 - 02:21AND IM BEING RAPED LIKE A INDIAN BY NENAD AND ALL I WANT IS.. VICTORY.......
02:27 - 02:29Maybe we should camp at the river village
02:30 - 02:34But MY FUCKING LAME ASS NCOs DISOBEYS me everyday like this
02:34 - 02:36So we'll have to rush with negative KDR
02:41 - 02:42And lose to tibet
02:43 - 02:47MAYBE I SHOULD'VE DICKRIDED MATS MONGOLIA FIRST
02:48 - 02:53WITH THEM WE COULD ATLEAST WIN
02:54 - 02:56But no, Nen had to deploy bob's FUCKING METIS
02:56 - 02:59So fuck that faggot serb
03:00 - 03:02IF ONLY MY EGO DIDN'T COST ME THIS WAR EXPECTING TAJOWHI TO DO SHIT!!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay coolkillerman you were top on the leaderboard with 9-11
03:14 - 03:16We'll have to recruit more friends and IJA vets...
03:19 - 03:23But we won't be tibet
03:25 - 03:26We'll have to stand with our pride, collectively and inclusively...
03:31 - 03:33It doesn't matter.. we are gonna get them banned from cb
03:40 - 03:46tibetgjang prepare the document, assemble the libtards... I want TaJoWhi's bitching in it understood?
03:46 - 03:49--yessir-- So they can suck my micropenis
03:53 - 03:56If only Porsche was with us...