00:00 - 00:03Here is the seating arrangement for Christmas
00:04 - 00:05Sylvia will sit
00:05 - 00:07On the far end over here.
00:08 - 00:12Matthew, Andrew, Susie and Graham will sit on the other side of the table here
00:12 - 00:15And Alan, Elaine and Michael will sit on this side for easy access to the kitchen.
00:17 - 00:19That’s fine,
00:19 - 00:21as long as I’m not in between Katie and mrs happy.
00:24 - 00:26My furhrer
00:27 - 00:28Susie...
00:31 - 00:33Susie placed you in between Katie and Rosemary
00:34 - 00:36She thought it would make for a riveting conversation.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who is happy with this seating arrangement, will remain in the room
01:13 - 01:15This is bullshit!
01:15 - 01:17This is absolute bullshit!
01:18 - 01:23Susie always dictates the seating arrangement like its the third Reich!
01:25 - 01:28Stupid witch
01:29 - 01:31And then of course there’s Katie
01:31 - 01:34I don’t want to hear about here about how she can’t drink out of a bottle.
01:34 - 01:37She can shove that bottle right up her arse
01:37 - 01:40Then pull it back out like this
01:40 - 01:42My furhrer, don’t you want to hear all about her horse riding lessons?
01:42 - 01:46No I don’t want to hear about animal cruelty!
01:46 - 01:48My furhrer, surely you enjoy a game of sharades though?
01:48 - 01:52I’d rather shit out a cucumber sausage and throw it at you
01:53 - 01:54So shut it!
01:56 - 01:57I have had it up to here
01:57 - 02:00With the crappy games that we play
02:00 - 02:03And the terrible banter to go with it.
02:04 - 02:08Done by 3:30pm
02:08 - 02:13And have to get shit faced at Fiona’s to make up for it.
02:14 - 02:16It is the only thing I have to look forward to
02:17 - 02:216 hours i have to wait for everyone to piss off!
02:27 - 02:29I need to find a way out of this one
02:30 - 02:34It takes a lot of strength and spirit
02:34 - 02:36To keep your shit together with them
02:41 - 02:42For one day,
02:43 - 02:47For one fucking day could we have a christmas
02:48 - 02:53That’s goes swimmingly?
02:54 - 02:56Without any bad cooking
02:56 - 02:59Without Susie making a gluten free pudding
03:00 - 03:02Her cooking is the worst!
03:04 - 03:07Sorry susie, but he’s right.
03:14 - 03:16And the next there’s mrs Happy
03:19 - 03:23Oh dear God, mrs happy
03:25 - 03:26I can’t go on.
03:31 - 03:33It’s over.
03:40 - 03:46Does she ever speak? is she even alive?
03:46 - 03:49What contribution does she make to any conversation?
03:53 - 03:56I’m finished.